(Untitled)

[aveb_feline]

The bathroom door is locked, Mimi is showering, and Roger's leather jacket has gone missing.

These three truths are not unrelated.

Comments

[idiotwithguitar]

It bothers Roger that he doesn't know where his leather jacket is. He rather likes that jacket. Not that he's going anywhere, or he's going to need it any time soon, but... it bothers him. It was there, hanging over the back of a chair, and now it's not.

Jackets don't generally get up and walk away. The last time Roger checked, jackets do not have legs.

[aveb_feline]

No, jackets do not have legs.

Wives, however, do.

In the case of Roger's wife, very nice ones.

Which are showcased rather nicely when she wears his leather jacket and nothing else, as she is doing when she leaves the bathroom.

[idiotwithguitar]

Roger looks up as she steps out of the bathroom. And stares at her.

Oh. That would be where that went.

[aveb_feline]

Mimi smiles at him.

One of those smiles.

"Hello, love."