I'm diagnosed Spastic
No really - I'm spastic. I even have anti spastic medicine. Though he may have been lying completely and utterly, my specialist looked me directly in the eye and said those words I've always wanted to hear from a doctor - "I know exactly what's wrong with you." He also said that if the medicine did not work, I should come back, but I've decided to ignore that. The only thing that left me feeling slightly empty was that he gave me no keen disease name to spread around. Only that my Esophagus is having spasms. Mik is very happy that I have anti-spastic medicine and is waiting for it to kick in. It happens to have a tranquilizer in it, so I'm bound to be slightly less spastic. Strangly and obviously unrelated to being spantastic, he told me to cut down on caffeine.