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The Five Minute Survey
1 . Start Time - 5:52 pm
2. Name - Just Justin
3. Astrology sign - Full-blooded Leo
4. Gender - Male; hence the beard.
5. Eye color - Sometimes green, sometimes gold, sometimes brown. I really don't think "Hazel" is a fucking color.
6. Favorite color - Black and orange.
7. Glasses - Yes. I really need to get around to buying a new pair.
8. Tattoos- I don't have any tattoos or piercings or any of that cal, but i'm thinking of getting an orange tabby in honour of my beloved Amsterdam, who is leaving me today.
9. Hometown - Alexandria
10. Single or Taken - I'm single, and I think i've given up on the idea of being anything but. Maybe I'll buy a comic book store and be the creepy older guy who never leaves his house.
11. Sibling’s name(s) - Jaime and Randi are my mom's daughters. My father's daughters are named Jenni, Janelle, and Jessi.
*HAVE YOU EVER*
12. Cut your own hair? I did something to my bangs once when I was still living at home. I *THINK* I was trying to force my mother to cut my hair, so I messed it up. Fuzzy memories...
13. Do something in the past month that you regret? I'm a man of constant regrets.
15. Bungee-jumped? Not since the day I was born. Damn doctor cut the cord on me.
16. Punched someone? I punch Little John at work. It's theraputic. I WANT to punch Mike, but i fear I'd have a lot of trouble stopping.
17. Hit on someone? I *THINK* I went all day without actually hitting on someone. I met the new girl, her name's Justina, (could you just die from the cuteness?) and offered her some 100 Grands. I said "Here, breakfast. Candy is better when it comes from a stranger." I don't know if that was flirty enough to be "hitting on." You be the judge.
18. Been arrested? Hell, no. Never even been a suspect.
19. Broken into someone’s house? Let me just confess to all my crimes now. Fucking Stabler and Benson would have my ass in Stillwater.
20. Cried yourself to sleep? Not in...two months now. I might tonight, when I realize the cat's gone. I still don't know for sure how hard it's going to hit me.
21. Been to a funeral? The next funeral I go to, I'll be the only person without a back on his suit-coat.
22. Used a lighter? I smoked for two years. I've had a few since then, but the last time I lit up was during a Christmas gathering last year.
*FAVORITE*
24. Season- Spring and Summer are both boss.
25. Food - all-you-can-eat chinese
26. ice-cream flavor: anything new and "limited".
27. Candy - Sixlets. I haven't had them since Krista and I visited my mother, though. She had a big jar of the wee bastards. I don't buy them for fear I'll eat the whole bag on the way home from the store.
28. Breakfast - Right now, Halloween candy. I got like a dozen bags for 90 percent off. It sometimes pays to have a shitty retail job.
29. Person - I'm gonna say Brian because he's likely to see this, and I don't want to put "myself"
30. Book - not counting books I've written, I'm gonna go with "American Gods" by an Irish fellow whose name elludes me at the moment.
31. Song - I listen to so very much. I'm going to select "Have you Kicked an Emo Kid's Ass Today" as my choice though. www.thefump.com Funny Music, Free.
32. River - Summer Glau. You have the internet. Look it up.
33. Place - Currently, in front of Chris's internet-accessable computer. That'll change soon enough, though.
34. Sport to watch on TV- Nah, I'm good, thanks. If you've got any pro wrestling tapes from the 90s, I've got a VCR.
35. Disney movie - That's a hard one. I'm gonna go with "Cars", though it's a damn close run between it and a few others. "Beauty and the Beast", "Robin Hood", "Aladdin" and a few more.
36. Disney princess - Sally is a 2002 Porsche 911 Carrera (Type 996). Way cooler than a princess. Also, she could drive me places.
37. Name for a son - Alexander Cross
38. Name for a daughter: Narissa, though I'd need to come up with a better middle name than "Flamewielder"
*DO YOU PREFER*
39. Chocolate or vanilla? I'm not a big fan of chocolate by itself, or vanilla by itself. They're "gateway" foods. Bring on the peanut-butter, and I'll take either.
40. Coffee or Cappaccino? Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea, please.
41. Long relationships or one night stands? I'm a total LTR guy. Or, I would be, if I was in one.
42. Dogs or cats? Cats. I figure 1.5 cats per person living in the house. Amsterdam is just about one and a half cats by himself. In a perfect world, I'd have a long, thin black cat to accompany him. If I ever do get the chance to own cats again, I'm going to name the first two "Amsterdam" and "Archer."
43. Scary movies or comedies? "Pitch Black" was my favorite movie that falls under "scary" though I wasn't scared by it. I haven't been scared by a movie since "Poltergeist". Mind you, I was practically a fetus when I watched it, so it seemed scarier. Also, my mom collected clowns, we had a tree like that outside my window, and my dad is Craig T. Nelson.
44. Short or long hair on the attracted gender? "attracted gender". LOL! I have to use that one. "Excuse me, mam. Am I of your attracted gender?"
45. Croutons or bacon bits? WHen I get a "salad", I don't use that side of the salad bar. I go for macaroni salad, items similar to it, and small mounds of diced meats.
*FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND*
46. Chainsaw - Juggler
47. School - Fish
48. Cows - Gateway computers
49. Canada - William Shattner
50. Mouse- Ratatouille. And, sadly, I actually had that spelled right without looking it up. I have NO IDEA how that happened, but I blame Patton Oswaltt. Can't trust a guy who needs four "t"s in his name.
51. Hand - Red Right...
*THE PAST 3 DAYS, HAVE YOU?
52. Talked on the phone? yup. just talked to Nicole on my new cell.
53. Watched a movie? Not as such. I've been watching seasons 3 and 4 of "Law and Order" since I just finished the first 9 seasons of "Stargate SG1". I bought four movies today, my first in AWHILE, and plan to watch one after this. Five minute survey my fucking ass...
54. Cried? Not even close. Of course, tonight's "give a cat away" night, so that might change.
55. Smoked? Nope. We covered this.
57. Used drugs? Mouthwash. The new one's orange. It's not strong enough, though. I like the painful ones.
58. Read a book or magazine? Not in the last 3 days. I've been on the internet alot since I'm about to lose it. I'll read an assload of books then. I have about 300 piled up I haven't hit yet, not couting literally hundreds of thousands on my hard drives.
59. Watched TV? I tend to watch TV only at work, if you mean cable TV. I'm losing that, too. NBC's free, though. Yay, "Law and Order."
60. Looked in the mirror? Or did the mirror look into me?
61. Taken a shower? At least one a day. I was toying with the idea of taking a second one today. I just might.
62. Taken a picture? Nope. The cameras are all packed.
63. Listened to music? I went through THOUSANDS of mp3s over the last few weeks, lowering their bitrates to 64, so I could fit around 800 of them on one 1GIG mp3 player (it was only 20 bucks). While at work today, I had constant musical companionship. My ears are still ringing, 2 and 1/2 hours later.
64. Told someone you love them? Yes, but as a precursor to "Can you help me move?"
Time: 6:28 pm. "The title of this survey is deceptive." says a girl who is not normally so wise as she is smart, but in this case, I agree with her completely.
1 . Start Time - 5:52 pm
2. Name - Just Justin
3. Astrology sign - Full-blooded Leo
4. Gender - Male; hence the beard.
5. Eye color - Sometimes green, sometimes gold, sometimes brown. I really don't think "Hazel" is a fucking color.
6. Favorite color - Black and orange.
7. Glasses - Yes. I really need to get around to buying a new pair.
8. Tattoos- I don't have any tattoos or piercings or any of that cal, but i'm thinking of getting an orange tabby in honour of my beloved Amsterdam, who is leaving me today.
9. Hometown - Alexandria
10. Single or Taken - I'm single, and I think i've given up on the idea of being anything but. Maybe I'll buy a comic book store and be the creepy older guy who never leaves his house.
11. Sibling’s name(s) - Jaime and Randi are my mom's daughters. My father's daughters are named Jenni, Janelle, and Jessi.
*HAVE YOU EVER*
12. Cut your own hair? I did something to my bangs once when I was still living at home. I *THINK* I was trying to force my mother to cut my hair, so I messed it up. Fuzzy memories...
13. Do something in the past month that you regret? I'm a man of constant regrets.
15. Bungee-jumped? Not since the day I was born. Damn doctor cut the cord on me.
16. Punched someone? I punch Little John at work. It's theraputic. I WANT to punch Mike, but i fear I'd have a lot of trouble stopping.
17. Hit on someone? I *THINK* I went all day without actually hitting on someone. I met the new girl, her name's Justina, (could you just die from the cuteness?) and offered her some 100 Grands. I said "Here, breakfast. Candy is better when it comes from a stranger." I don't know if that was flirty enough to be "hitting on." You be the judge.
18. Been arrested? Hell, no. Never even been a suspect.
19. Broken into someone’s house? Let me just confess to all my crimes now. Fucking Stabler and Benson would have my ass in Stillwater.
20. Cried yourself to sleep? Not in...two months now. I might tonight, when I realize the cat's gone. I still don't know for sure how hard it's going to hit me.
21. Been to a funeral? The next funeral I go to, I'll be the only person without a back on his suit-coat.
22. Used a lighter? I smoked for two years. I've had a few since then, but the last time I lit up was during a Christmas gathering last year.
*FAVORITE*
24. Season- Spring and Summer are both boss.
25. Food - all-you-can-eat chinese
26. ice-cream flavor: anything new and "limited".
27. Candy - Sixlets. I haven't had them since Krista and I visited my mother, though. She had a big jar of the wee bastards. I don't buy them for fear I'll eat the whole bag on the way home from the store.
28. Breakfast - Right now, Halloween candy. I got like a dozen bags for 90 percent off. It sometimes pays to have a shitty retail job.
29. Person - I'm gonna say Brian because he's likely to see this, and I don't want to put "myself"
30. Book - not counting books I've written, I'm gonna go with "American Gods" by an Irish fellow whose name elludes me at the moment.
31. Song - I listen to so very much. I'm going to select "Have you Kicked an Emo Kid's Ass Today" as my choice though. www.thefump.com Funny Music, Free.
32. River - Summer Glau. You have the internet. Look it up.
33. Place - Currently, in front of Chris's internet-accessable computer. That'll change soon enough, though.
34. Sport to watch on TV- Nah, I'm good, thanks. If you've got any pro wrestling tapes from the 90s, I've got a VCR.
35. Disney movie - That's a hard one. I'm gonna go with "Cars", though it's a damn close run between it and a few others. "Beauty and the Beast", "Robin Hood", "Aladdin" and a few more.
36. Disney princess - Sally is a 2002 Porsche 911 Carrera (Type 996). Way cooler than a princess. Also, she could drive me places.
37. Name for a son - Alexander Cross
38. Name for a daughter: Narissa, though I'd need to come up with a better middle name than "Flamewielder"
*DO YOU PREFER*
39. Chocolate or vanilla? I'm not a big fan of chocolate by itself, or vanilla by itself. They're "gateway" foods. Bring on the peanut-butter, and I'll take either.
40. Coffee or Cappaccino? Turkey Hill Diet Iced Tea, please.
41. Long relationships or one night stands? I'm a total LTR guy. Or, I would be, if I was in one.
42. Dogs or cats? Cats. I figure 1.5 cats per person living in the house. Amsterdam is just about one and a half cats by himself. In a perfect world, I'd have a long, thin black cat to accompany him. If I ever do get the chance to own cats again, I'm going to name the first two "Amsterdam" and "Archer."
43. Scary movies or comedies? "Pitch Black" was my favorite movie that falls under "scary" though I wasn't scared by it. I haven't been scared by a movie since "Poltergeist". Mind you, I was practically a fetus when I watched it, so it seemed scarier. Also, my mom collected clowns, we had a tree like that outside my window, and my dad is Craig T. Nelson.
44. Short or long hair on the attracted gender? "attracted gender". LOL! I have to use that one. "Excuse me, mam. Am I of your attracted gender?"
45. Croutons or bacon bits? WHen I get a "salad", I don't use that side of the salad bar. I go for macaroni salad, items similar to it, and small mounds of diced meats.
*FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND*
46. Chainsaw - Juggler
47. School - Fish
48. Cows - Gateway computers
49. Canada - William Shattner
50. Mouse- Ratatouille. And, sadly, I actually had that spelled right without looking it up. I have NO IDEA how that happened, but I blame Patton Oswaltt. Can't trust a guy who needs four "t"s in his name.
51. Hand - Red Right...
*THE PAST 3 DAYS, HAVE YOU?
52. Talked on the phone? yup. just talked to Nicole on my new cell.
53. Watched a movie? Not as such. I've been watching seasons 3 and 4 of "Law and Order" since I just finished the first 9 seasons of "Stargate SG1". I bought four movies today, my first in AWHILE, and plan to watch one after this. Five minute survey my fucking ass...
54. Cried? Not even close. Of course, tonight's "give a cat away" night, so that might change.
55. Smoked? Nope. We covered this.
57. Used drugs? Mouthwash. The new one's orange. It's not strong enough, though. I like the painful ones.
58. Read a book or magazine? Not in the last 3 days. I've been on the internet alot since I'm about to lose it. I'll read an assload of books then. I have about 300 piled up I haven't hit yet, not couting literally hundreds of thousands on my hard drives.
59. Watched TV? I tend to watch TV only at work, if you mean cable TV. I'm losing that, too. NBC's free, though. Yay, "Law and Order."
60. Looked in the mirror? Or did the mirror look into me?
61. Taken a shower? At least one a day. I was toying with the idea of taking a second one today. I just might.
62. Taken a picture? Nope. The cameras are all packed.
63. Listened to music? I went through THOUSANDS of mp3s over the last few weeks, lowering their bitrates to 64, so I could fit around 800 of them on one 1GIG mp3 player (it was only 20 bucks). While at work today, I had constant musical companionship. My ears are still ringing, 2 and 1/2 hours later.
64. Told someone you love them? Yes, but as a precursor to "Can you help me move?"
Time: 6:28 pm. "The title of this survey is deceptive." says a girl who is not normally so wise as she is smart, but in this case, I agree with her completely.