Okay, I don't know if you know what T-Shirt hell is, or if you've ever been there, or if you're smart enough to get the newsletter sent to you.
I forgive you, of course, if you fall short in any or all of these things. It's a big-ass internet. Since I don't feel like writing about me, I think I'll spend a few entries trying to show you some of the good stuff.
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter_041006.htm That's this week's T-Shirt Hell newsletter. The big controversy (which I prolly can't spell) is that they've had a shirt for some time that says "Arrest Black Babies before they grow up to be criminals" and Essence, a magazine for the coloreds, I reckon, is all up in arms about it. They got shit-loads of hate mail, more than usual, about the shirt because Essence told people to be mad about it. They had lots of people say that they should have an "Arrest White Babies before they grow up to be serial killers" shirt, which they DO have, and it's posted next to the "black babies" shirt.
The newsletter has lots of the funniest hatemail, and other such things. I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys thinking...
Also, I've been eating alot of yogurt. It's green, and it starts with an 'A', but I cna't remember the name, and I'm not gonna go all the way to the fridge just to tell you. You're supposed to eat it for two weeks, then an angel appears, and drops a snowglobe on your head. I think that's the story of Jesus.
Until then,
be nice to a cat, send me a dollar, and order a racist t-shirt.
Not because you're racist, because you're an american, and you have the right to.
now fuck off...