Birthday Plans

Jul 27, 2012 12:55

- Drown myself in rasberry sorbet and vodka

-Watch Iron Man 1

-Drink more vodka

+ Note to self: Do Lemondrops, they are tasty

-Have a nice drunken sob about recent life-fails

-Watch Iron Man 2

-Or Avengers

-More drinking

…and then depending, fall asleep.

Yup. Fuck it. My birthday’s always suck balls, I’m always in the middle of no where without friends. I haven’t the urge to even try and pretend to have a good one. So yeah, I’m going to drink so hard my ancestor’s livers will feel it.

I want to drink so hard that I don't remember the year, president or how to do math.


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