- Drown myself in rasberry sorbet and vodka
-Watch Iron Man 1
-Drink more vodka
+ Note to self: Do Lemondrops, they are tasty
-Have a nice drunken sob about recent life-fails
-Watch Iron Man 2
-Or Avengers
-More drinking
…and then depending, fall asleep.
Yup. Fuck it. My birthday’s always suck balls, I’m always in the middle of no where without friends. I haven’t the urge to even try and pretend to have a good one. So yeah, I’m going to drink so hard my ancestor’s livers will feel it.
I want to drink so hard that I don't remember the year, president or how to do math.