*Me*: Every day, saving *you* from the mildly uncomfortable...
In life, we must walk the line (like Johnny Cash) between what is stupid and boring and what is stupid and disgusting. Only on this narrow path can we truly appreciate all that is good in life.
This is made apparent when, for example, you visit an ice cream store and decide that you want the "coffee toffee" flavor. Of course, if you are someone of the caffiene persuasion (as we all should be), this seems like a perfectly harmless choice.
But beware - although the blue with sprinkles looks and tastes just like cotton candy, THE FACT THAT THE ICE CREAM TASTES GOOD SHOULD IN NO WAY INDUCE YOU TO PLACE ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER!
The things I go through just to warn you people what NOT to do...
This is made apparent when, for example, you visit an ice cream store and decide that you want the "coffee toffee" flavor. Of course, if you are someone of the caffiene persuasion (as we all should be), this seems like a perfectly harmless choice.
But beware - although the blue with sprinkles looks and tastes just like cotton candy, THE FACT THAT THE ICE CREAM TASTES GOOD SHOULD IN NO WAY INDUCE YOU TO PLACE ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER!
The things I go through just to warn you people what NOT to do...