I was walking in the Lorimer St./Metropolitan Ave subway station today and I came within inches of this man:
You may not know him or find him sexy, but I've developed the most bizarre infatuation with him. See the movie Everything is Illuminated or listen to his band Gogol Bordello. You might understand then.
I nearly shat myself because I was soaked from the torrential downpour outside and looked disgusting.
I hope I bump into him again.
I love him. I love you Eugene Hutz.