Am definitely a danger
I'm so incredibly klutzy. I wonder how I manage to get through the day half the time.
I decided, in a fit of deranged domesticity, to clean the light fixtures on the ceiling fan. Cause they're were nasty, very, very nasty.
After carefully removing the bulbs, and carefully unscrewing the hideous little screws that keep the globes in place I managed to drop one. On my face.
It bounced off the bridge of my nose, mangling my glasses somewhat in the process, hit the floor and broke into a million pieces.
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Now my face hurts, and I have to replace the stupid globe.
I decided, in a fit of deranged domesticity, to clean the light fixtures on the ceiling fan. Cause they're were nasty, very, very nasty.
After carefully removing the bulbs, and carefully unscrewing the hideous little screws that keep the globes in place I managed to drop one. On my face.
It bounced off the bridge of my nose, mangling my glasses somewhat in the process, hit the floor and broke into a million pieces.
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Now my face hurts, and I have to replace the stupid globe.