SPERM-INTRUDERS
Hey Ya'll, I realize that it is not not too unusual that my post-ages comes few and far in-between. Yet seriously my LJ time has become quite limited as of late. Despite my absentee-ism (yes I realize the spelling error. No I am not from TN, despite the spelling and the "ya'll") {( sorry Michele, just joking)}.
Ah yes, my point. I do have one. Yet before I get there, I do need to give an honorable shout out, to a former dear friend of mine. MERRY THANK-MAS !!!!! A few may realize whom this is directed to.
Now for real, my point. I recently failed an important test. Despite my diligence in preparation for this test. Diligence is an understatement, as my diligence has continued after as well. Though this is quite contradictory, I PASSED a swimming test !!!! Not so much did I pass the test, my boys passed the test. My boys, meaning my little sperm-intruders. NO I do not have my third child on the way. The only reason this is worth mentioning at all is due to the fact, a couple months back. I was snipped, vasectomized, a section of the track removed. Oh yes, I had the Hairy Little Foreign man with a name which I cannot pronounce. He did these "mean and nasty" things to me, that paralleled things that Hitler, had originated during the Holocaust. Oh yes, he cut, numbed, and removed sections of my anatomy. It reminded me very much of my first divorce.
Oh yes, the train track in which my little sperm intruders are supposed to use to get from point A to point B has been removed. (BTW I am ex-specially FOND of point B) Nonetheless Point B is supposed to have NON-swimmers!!!! Yet both times I have had the pleasure of dropping off my sample. Yes that part was a pleasure. Though the specimen cups could have a little larger opening. Not to mention the manufacturer could take a little extra precaution to take down some sharp edges. Nonetheless, being the team player that I am, I supplied the proper samples. Of course they had to send me away 18 consecutive days in a row due to the fact that I wasn't scheduled for appts. on those days.
So now what the Hell do I do ??? I realize that my little sperm-intruders are in high demand due to my thoroughbred lineage to the thrown of Polish Royalty. Yet I don't want anymore contneders to the Polish House of Royalty !!! I have my two legitimate heirs. I don't want anymore heirs. All of this could cause civil unrest and potentially could cause a revolution iun the Polish house of royalty. This in turn would leave the door wide open to an invasion by either Germany or Russia !!!!
Please Help me. My Sperm-intruders must DIE.
Ah yes, my point. I do have one. Yet before I get there, I do need to give an honorable shout out, to a former dear friend of mine. MERRY THANK-MAS !!!!! A few may realize whom this is directed to.
Now for real, my point. I recently failed an important test. Despite my diligence in preparation for this test. Diligence is an understatement, as my diligence has continued after as well. Though this is quite contradictory, I PASSED a swimming test !!!! Not so much did I pass the test, my boys passed the test. My boys, meaning my little sperm-intruders. NO I do not have my third child on the way. The only reason this is worth mentioning at all is due to the fact, a couple months back. I was snipped, vasectomized, a section of the track removed. Oh yes, I had the Hairy Little Foreign man with a name which I cannot pronounce. He did these "mean and nasty" things to me, that paralleled things that Hitler, had originated during the Holocaust. Oh yes, he cut, numbed, and removed sections of my anatomy. It reminded me very much of my first divorce.
Oh yes, the train track in which my little sperm intruders are supposed to use to get from point A to point B has been removed. (BTW I am ex-specially FOND of point B) Nonetheless Point B is supposed to have NON-swimmers!!!! Yet both times I have had the pleasure of dropping off my sample. Yes that part was a pleasure. Though the specimen cups could have a little larger opening. Not to mention the manufacturer could take a little extra precaution to take down some sharp edges. Nonetheless, being the team player that I am, I supplied the proper samples. Of course they had to send me away 18 consecutive days in a row due to the fact that I wasn't scheduled for appts. on those days.
So now what the Hell do I do ??? I realize that my little sperm-intruders are in high demand due to my thoroughbred lineage to the thrown of Polish Royalty. Yet I don't want anymore contneders to the Polish House of Royalty !!! I have my two legitimate heirs. I don't want anymore heirs. All of this could cause civil unrest and potentially could cause a revolution iun the Polish house of royalty. This in turn would leave the door wide open to an invasion by either Germany or Russia !!!!
Please Help me. My Sperm-intruders must DIE.