Apr 12, 2006 05:00
I just turned 21 and I go to San Diego State (STDSU), so I've had many memorable nights I've forgotten by the next morning. Back in my sophmore year of high school though, a friend and I went home during a break, mixed some Everclear (180 proof) into some Gatorade bottles and then went to our student council class, cuz we were responsible like that. Sit through an hour and a half meeting, and as we're ending the secretary asks if anyone has anything else to talk about. My drunk ass promptly stands up and says, "I motion that Courtney (fucking student body president) is hot." Somebody seconds, everyone votes yes, and at the end of the year they gave me an award for most random motion.
Another time after high school, I went to a friend's cabin near tahoe with about 10 other people. Three Days of non-stop drinking and smoking. So the last night, we blaze then pound a bunch of shots. Then I wake up the next morning, and everybody explains to me how all of us went through the house looking for shit to throw off the balcony. Brooms, chairs, a desk, and a whole bunch of other random shit was down below, and I guess we had also lit a football on fire (why?) in the garage. To this day, I still don't remember it.
See kids, alcohol can get you things in life