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On the twelfth day of Christmas, avador sent to me...
Twelve gargoyles talking
Eleven snowglobes writing
Ten castles a-rambling
Nine baths kissing
Eight thunderstorms a-sleeping
Seven books a-trainspotting
Six forensics a-reading
Five ja-a-a-ack daniels
Four womens rights
Three my boys
Two scented candles
...and a morrissey in an altered reality.