Day 2,221 - "Top 3 Best Bar Jokes!"
3. A panda walks into a bar, orders a glass of water, and drinks it in one gulp. Then, he stands up, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the row of bottles behind the counter. The bartender cries, "What the heck was that for??" The panda says, "Look it up." So, soon as the panda leaves, the bartender looks up the word "panda". The description read: "Eats, shoots and leaves."
2. What did the guy say When he walked into the bar? Ouch!
1. John Kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"