Day 2,240 - "Slim Fast and Chicken Broth"

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I never want to here anybody complain about what they get to eat, understand? "Oh, this steak is too tough", "oh these mashed potatoes are too salty", "I'm sorry but I'm a vegetarian!" Freaking losers... Haven't you ever stopped to think not only how others might be affected by your criticism, but how the chief must feel? I know I’d feel horrid! We have a complainer in our family, and he won’t eat ANYTHING. I say let the kid starve. If he’s too picky to eat greens, TOUGH. I say, let’s remove everything from out household that is easily prepared, i.e. cookies, snacks, and all the like. That way, if the kid won’t eat at supper, he won’t eat at all. All it is boils down to laziness, friends! People are too lazy to eat! Now, at heart, I’m a lazy procrastinator, and I know it, but people who won’t take time to sit down and eat the meal prepared for them disgust me. Picky eaters are just as bad as those without tact. So before you blurt out your not caring for a certain dish, remember this lesson, and remember whose hard work you’re about to put down.

I wrote this rant, because for the next week and a half, I'm eating Slim Fast and Chicken Broth, and I haven't complain... more than once. So enjoy your hamburgers, hot dogs, and minute rice for me, as I am out of the eating world for quite some time...