Can you say stupid?

[av0idsamurai]

"It's been just over a year since we
launched virtual gifts. You can send
virtual gifts to anyone on LJ and
they'll show up straight to the person's
profile page for two weeks before expiring.
Virtual gifts, or v-gifts as we like to call
them, cost $.99 and can be bought in the
Gift Shop."

If you just read that you now have
Virtual AIDS or VAIDS as I like to call em...
you'll expect them to show up on your
e-weewees for two weeks before expiring...
you got them for free, cherish em.

PS> Because I am so awesome I apparently
won a regional contest for highest seller
and won a nifty 500$ phone from Sony...wtf...