Mel[vin] Gibson's Apocalypto...

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Oh dear Melvin, you really out did yourself this time! Of course European imperialism was justified in its conquest of the evil and blood thirsty Aztec empire!!! I mean, they must of killed hundreds of people to appease their god; it only took 100,000 or so to appease yours. The Christian priest at the end was a nice touch. I now understand the Aztecs really were in desperate need of civilization and Christian morals, as you so boldly depict. I can't wait for the next one. What do you think of using a Jew or a cripple to legitimize Hitler's pursuit of the superior race? That'd be a good one.

Forgive the gayness of this post, I may be angry but it's early and i'm drained of all creativity.
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