Sep 21, 2005 01:14
Delivered by the virgin (well not for long. Becca takes one for the cause) dancing Ninja.
Esteemed: “Black Heart”:
I, Saikon the Ninja, in addition to mocking you as per usual, propose the following ground rules for the Hampshire ninja VS. Pirate conflict.
A. Ninjas shall be Ninjas, Pirates shall be Pirates. The law it is.
B. The Ninja, agrees to hereby stealthily mock the pirate.
C. If a Ninja is on a mission and is cornered, he will not struggle but kneel and yield to the will of pirates, for his honor has been shattered.
D. If an Ninja completes a mission in mockery of pirates, the pirates shall be mocked.
E. If a Pirate discovers the true identity of a Ninja, this may be made public, and the Ninja mocked, for he had been dishonored.
F. Since the Ninjas acknowledged their fighting skills as equal to the Pirates, this conflict shall not scale to physical violence unless a dual or battle is arranged wish ‘boffers”.
I so propose, Saikow the Ninja.
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Damn Ninjas. What kind of proposal is that?
BLEED.