1) I had a dream that I was helping to support
Dianna Agron in her pregnancy with a baby that was not mine. Not her character Quinn, mind you... in my dream it was the actress herself. It was kinda hot too, because at one point we had pregger sex, but then we just kinda cuddled in bed and I told her that I loved her and the baby while caressing her head and shoulders.
2) I have the best desktop wallpaper ever. Want proof?