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Dear Greasy Construction Worker Who Fell Asleep On Me On the Bus:
I'm sorry I punched you in the neck, I was aiming for your shoulder. What can I say? The bus swerved and it wasn't my fault. In my defense, your greasy mullet on my shoulder had the same effect on me as walking on seaweed, and there's only so much I can take... Also I consider the two rather violent shoves fair warning for the punch that followed. But I am sorry I punched you in the neck, it was not my intention.
I'm sorry I punched you in the neck, I was aiming for your shoulder. What can I say? The bus swerved and it wasn't my fault. In my defense, your greasy mullet on my shoulder had the same effect on me as walking on seaweed, and there's only so much I can take... Also I consider the two rather violent shoves fair warning for the punch that followed. But I am sorry I punched you in the neck, it was not my intention.