- in heaven, handbags became fashionable following the onset of cholera, here on earth.
- sequins, having yet to be discovered, waited patiently in the greenroom discussing their impending debut with the hoop-earrings and acrylic nails. (onlyeverynowandthen).
- the gOD said: "the models are not skinny enough" which is to say "the models could be skinnier"
- with complete sincerity, we forgave little case hIM. the little case hE presented from between his thighs leaving us no other option.
- we winced and spoke slowly, over-pronouncing each condescending consonant
"oh dear, oh dear, oh dear."