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Wednesday one-liners
Wednesday One-Liners Have Lipstick on Their Collars
Chick on cell: It was amazing! We spent the entire night together. We really connected. It just doesn't seem like his wife knows him at all... Well, okay, Dad, gotta run. Love you, too.
--Smith & Baltic, Brooklyn
Wednesday One-Liners Keep K-Y in Business
Man on cell, playfully: Who are you? Who are you? Why are you in my house? Who are you? Where's my wife? If I come home and you're still there, I'm going to stick a hot sausage up there... A hot sausage up there! And a hot dog up your butthole. A hot sausage up there and a hot dog on the other side, and we'll see who gets which one first.
--President & 5th, Park Slope
Overheard by: Nick Draven
Don't Get Your Wednesday One-Liners in a Twist!
Hot British chick on cell, looking through her bag: Oh, dear! I still have your knickers!
--Outside FIT
Overheard by: epsd101
Wednesday One-Liners Give a Hoot and Don't Pollute
Guy on cell: Guess what I did yesterday? I peed in a bottle... Wait, that's not even the best part! Afterward, I threw it down the trash chute. What? Too much information?
--33rd St, between 3rd & Lex
Overheard by: Emily Duncanson
Without Wednesday One-Liners, the Terrorists Win
Dude: Prisons are nice, man. I'd rather go to prison than be out here with the terrorists! it's safer in prison.
--Court & Livingston, Brooklyn
Overheard by: cary
Where the Fuck Are Wednesday One-Liners?
Bimbette: Madagascar was made up for the movie, right?
--The Met
Wednesday One-Liners Bring a Dripping, Burning Sensation
High school chick: You can totally get rid of syphilis with a pill. I know, because my boyfriend gave it to me.
--Gravy Restaurant, Brooklyn
Wednesday One-Liners Are Real, and They're Spectacular
Huge black lady: 'Nequa! [Skinny girl does not respond, but continues napping on her friend's pillow-like chest.] 'Nequa! I said get up offa my bress!
--E 125th St
Wednesday One-Liners Don't Kiss on the Mouth
Guy: Man, I don't have any money... I wish I was a prostitute.
--Jackson Heights
Overheard by: Kay
Madame Blavatsky's Secret Wednesday One-Liners
Big black guy on cell: Hope you meditate yourself into a coma!
--Lawrence St
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Trust Me -- I'm Your Fairy Godmother
Girl, as phone vibrates in her pocket: Oh, that scared me! My phone always scares me when it vibrates like that!
Old lady in bike shorts: Girl, you should never let a vibrator scare you!
--Starbucks
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Mom to little kid: How was Tae Kwon Do, honey? Did you learn how to break someone's nose?
Shout-out: overheardlines.blogspot.com
Overheard by: jeff
Wednesday one-liners
Wednesday One-Liners Have Lipstick on Their Collars
Chick on cell: It was amazing! We spent the entire night together. We really connected. It just doesn't seem like his wife knows him at all... Well, okay, Dad, gotta run. Love you, too.
--Smith & Baltic, Brooklyn
Wednesday One-Liners Keep K-Y in Business
Man on cell, playfully: Who are you? Who are you? Why are you in my house? Who are you? Where's my wife? If I come home and you're still there, I'm going to stick a hot sausage up there... A hot sausage up there! And a hot dog up your butthole. A hot sausage up there and a hot dog on the other side, and we'll see who gets which one first.
--President & 5th, Park Slope
Overheard by: Nick Draven
Don't Get Your Wednesday One-Liners in a Twist!
Hot British chick on cell, looking through her bag: Oh, dear! I still have your knickers!
--Outside FIT
Overheard by: epsd101
Wednesday One-Liners Give a Hoot and Don't Pollute
Guy on cell: Guess what I did yesterday? I peed in a bottle... Wait, that's not even the best part! Afterward, I threw it down the trash chute. What? Too much information?
--33rd St, between 3rd & Lex
Overheard by: Emily Duncanson
Without Wednesday One-Liners, the Terrorists Win
Dude: Prisons are nice, man. I'd rather go to prison than be out here with the terrorists! it's safer in prison.
--Court & Livingston, Brooklyn
Overheard by: cary
Where the Fuck Are Wednesday One-Liners?
Bimbette: Madagascar was made up for the movie, right?
--The Met
Wednesday One-Liners Bring a Dripping, Burning Sensation
High school chick: You can totally get rid of syphilis with a pill. I know, because my boyfriend gave it to me.
--Gravy Restaurant, Brooklyn
Wednesday One-Liners Are Real, and They're Spectacular
Huge black lady: 'Nequa! [Skinny girl does not respond, but continues napping on her friend's pillow-like chest.] 'Nequa! I said get up offa my bress!
--E 125th St
Wednesday One-Liners Don't Kiss on the Mouth
Guy: Man, I don't have any money... I wish I was a prostitute.
--Jackson Heights
Overheard by: Kay
Madame Blavatsky's Secret Wednesday One-Liners
Big black guy on cell: Hope you meditate yourself into a coma!
--Lawrence St
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Trust Me -- I'm Your Fairy Godmother
Girl, as phone vibrates in her pocket: Oh, that scared me! My phone always scares me when it vibrates like that!
Old lady in bike shorts: Girl, you should never let a vibrator scare you!
--Starbucks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mom to little kid: How was Tae Kwon Do, honey? Did you learn how to break someone's nose?
Shout-out: overheardlines.blogspot.com
Overheard by: jeff