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Nov 15, 2012 19:34

Fish tank of doom update:
Angel is Angel.
Snail is poking along doing snail things. (Snail is named Snail because I've decided he is like the Hulk. SNAIL SMASH. SNAIL EAT ALL ALGAE HELP TANK. SNAIL CLIMB OUT TANK MAKE OWNER WORRY AND MAKE COO SOUNDS. MMM. ALGAE...)
Darwin is shiny goldfishy sparkle loves. Yes.
Stevie is still best protector of the year and greets me when I come home. Good man. At ease.
Tones is flossy flossy and has settled into a goldenrod yellow with moodring black. Less shy. There, there. I love you.
Lights went out in hood, so got new ones oMG SO BRTIE AND SHNIEY!! and adopted a tiny black moor gold fish like the late Mr. Darcy. I think she's a she. She gives me a 'she' feeling. Need a girl name.

LET'S PLAY THE NAME THAT GOLDFISH GAME!~~~
Tiny girl(?) black goldfish. Marvel theme. Go. *waves nascar flag*

wait. what is? !!!
OMG. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WHOOPWHOOP. SNAIL HAS GRABBED THE THERMOMETER AND HAS MADE IT DETACH FROM THE TANK. SNAIL IS FLOATING IN OPEN WATER (going whee?) AVENGER FISH ASSEMBLE! TONES, GET IN THE SUIT. WHOOPWHOO-
...
stevie poked him and he fell off.
thanks, bro. good job. you get a sticker, or something. avenger fish of the month. time for a plaque. tones, get on it. snail rescuers get plaques.
(omg... how even does this happen what is? idek...)

pets, yes.

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