Funny shite.
nabbed from chaoticerotic who nabbed it from cluegirl. (Feel free to "nab" it from me, I'd be curious to see what happens to your answers as well, haha.)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. Cassidy (and to this I say, fucking right on bitches!!, haha.): only the raddest girl you will ever meet.
"Cassidy is so fucking rad."
2. 29 : 29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale" The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
3. Walton: Big ass group of little dick guys and horny girls. Normally associated with crack-heads and AIDS. "Dude, did you see that Walton last night? That shit was grody to the max."
4. packing: when a lesbian is wearing a strap on dildo while out on the town or doing errands.
I met her at the lesbian bar, looked down at her crotch, saw a huge bulge, "YEP she's packing!"
5. black: A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana. "Say dog let's go get a black."
6. Orlando: n) Slang term for an orgasm.
Etymology: Orgasm --> O-Town --> Orlando
The following examples take place post coitus:
Conversation 1:
JIM (with satisfied grin): "So, how was Orlando?"
JILL (dazed expression): "Phenomenal."
Conversation 2:
JIM (with look of remorse): "Sorry I wasn't able to take you to Orlando with me tonight."
JILL (disappointed): "Its fine, next time I might need a longer flight though."
Conversation 3:
JIM: "So, Bill, what are you up to tonight?"
BILL: "I don't know. I'll probably just take a quick flight to Orlando and watch the CW."
7. Leigh: One of the most notorious whores in Rhode Island circa 2002-2007. Known to sleep with anything that has a dick, reguardless of its facial attributes or bodily proportions. Also famous for its love of bukhake, and the infamous Stink-N-Suck. "Holy shit! You gave that chick the ol' Stink-n-suck? She's fucked everyone I know, what is trying to turn into a Leigh?"
8. cherry coke: when u get a nosebleed from snorting coke and it gets in ur stash
"NOOOOOO! ok let this cherry coke dry out and well blow it when it does."
9. Cass (what i will turn into if I am not careful. heh.): -A person, of ambiguous sex, who enjoys Science Fiction and Computers. -A person, generally a girl, who ends up in a common-law marriage with their college room mate.
"Any person with a black soul and a love of hacking.:
"God, it's playing Dungeons and Dragons again. It's such a Cass."
"Only a Cass would live with their college room mate for seven years."
"OMG, John just changed my Myspace Profile. He's such a Cass!"
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. Cassidy (and to this I say, fucking right on bitches!!, haha.): only the raddest girl you will ever meet.
"Cassidy is so fucking rad."
2. 29 : 29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale" The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.
3. Walton: Big ass group of little dick guys and horny girls. Normally associated with crack-heads and AIDS. "Dude, did you see that Walton last night? That shit was grody to the max."
4. packing: when a lesbian is wearing a strap on dildo while out on the town or doing errands.
I met her at the lesbian bar, looked down at her crotch, saw a huge bulge, "YEP she's packing!"
5. black: A word to define the cigar "Black & Mild" Usually used to "boost" the high after smoking marijuana. "Say dog let's go get a black."
6. Orlando: n) Slang term for an orgasm.
Etymology: Orgasm --> O-Town --> Orlando
The following examples take place post coitus:
Conversation 1:
JIM (with satisfied grin): "So, how was Orlando?"
JILL (dazed expression): "Phenomenal."
Conversation 2:
JIM (with look of remorse): "Sorry I wasn't able to take you to Orlando with me tonight."
JILL (disappointed): "Its fine, next time I might need a longer flight though."
Conversation 3:
JIM: "So, Bill, what are you up to tonight?"
BILL: "I don't know. I'll probably just take a quick flight to Orlando and watch the CW."
7. Leigh: One of the most notorious whores in Rhode Island circa 2002-2007. Known to sleep with anything that has a dick, reguardless of its facial attributes or bodily proportions. Also famous for its love of bukhake, and the infamous Stink-N-Suck. "Holy shit! You gave that chick the ol' Stink-n-suck? She's fucked everyone I know, what is trying to turn into a Leigh?"
8. cherry coke: when u get a nosebleed from snorting coke and it gets in ur stash
"NOOOOOO! ok let this cherry coke dry out and well blow it when it does."
9. Cass (what i will turn into if I am not careful. heh.): -A person, of ambiguous sex, who enjoys Science Fiction and Computers. -A person, generally a girl, who ends up in a common-law marriage with their college room mate.
"Any person with a black soul and a love of hacking.:
"God, it's playing Dungeons and Dragons again. It's such a Cass."
"Only a Cass would live with their college room mate for seven years."
"OMG, John just changed my Myspace Profile. He's such a Cass!"