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~*How to tell if ur Ghetto*~
1. If you have friends named Tito or Camilo, or martel , you're ghetto -
2. If you think African is a language, you ghetto.
3. If you constantly see relatives of yours on "COPS" you ghetto.
4. If you have more gold teeth than original ones, you ghetto.
5. If all of your towels have a hotel's name on it, you ghetto.
6. If you line your purses with crisco and put food from parties or buffets in it, you
ghetto.
7. If you accidentally grow dread locks, you ghetto - and nasty!
8. If your t.v. makes everybody look tall, skinny and green, you ghetto.
9. If your straws are all stolen from McDonalds or Burger King, you ghetto.
10. If you eat syrup sandwiches, you ghetto.
11. If u drink soda simply called Cola, Orange, Grape, etc. you ghetto
12. If you or your mom go to the store with rollers in your hair, you ghetto
13. If you have the movie "Friday" memorized, you ghetto
14. If you buy all of your appliances from "that guy around the corner" you
ghetto.
15. If you go to restaraunts weekly and say it's your birthday to get free dessert, you
ghetto.
16. If you use magazines for coasters, you ghetto
17. If you wear baggy pants down to your knees without boxers, you should be
arrested.
18. If you watch and laugh at BET's comic view (, you ghetto.
19. If you sharpen pencils with knifes or scissors, you ghetto.
20. If your hair is black and your weave is red, you ghetto
21. If you've called the psychic hotline, but only for the first free minute, you ghetto.
22. If you wear short sleeve shirts that go down to your forearm, you ghetto.
23. If you drink soft drinks or bottles of water out of brown paper bags because you
think it looks cool, you ghetto
24. If you've seen booty call, you ghetto.
25. If you use plastic or cardboard as a window replacement, you ghetto.
26. If your phones are made out of coffe cans w/string, you ghetto.
27. If you have to take off the top of your toilet to flush it, you ghetto.
28. If you read entire magazines in the store, you ghetto
29. If your nickname is or ends with "Dawg" or "Dogg," you
ghetto
30. If you think milk is good 10 days after the expiration date, you ghetto
31. If you make grilled cheese sandwiches with eazy cheez spray, you ghetto.
32. If you rooted for Darth Vader to win because he's black, you so very ghetto.
33. If you swear or say "word" in your sleep, you ghetto. (
34. If you spend more than five hours on your porch, you ghetto.
35. If you go through a drive though and have to open the door cuz the window doesnt
roll down, you ghetto.
36. If you tell everyone online that you're a Donna Karan model, you ghetto
37. If carry around a pimp stick , you ghetto
38. If you enjoy Hard Core Chinese Freestyle Wrap, you ghetto.
39. If you got ghetto bootay, you ghetto
Funny stuff
went to the mall today...
got a cd some clothes
Saw Brandon ;) my fav person =)
Comments*~
1. If you have friends named Tito or Camilo, or martel , you're ghetto -
2. If you think African is a language, you ghetto.
3. If you constantly see relatives of yours on "COPS" you ghetto.
4. If you have more gold teeth than original ones, you ghetto.
5. If all of your towels have a hotel's name on it, you ghetto.
6. If you line your purses with crisco and put food from parties or buffets in it, you
ghetto.
7. If you accidentally grow dread locks, you ghetto - and nasty!
8. If your t.v. makes everybody look tall, skinny and green, you ghetto.
9. If your straws are all stolen from McDonalds or Burger King, you ghetto.
10. If you eat syrup sandwiches, you ghetto.
11. If u drink soda simply called Cola, Orange, Grape, etc. you ghetto
12. If you or your mom go to the store with rollers in your hair, you ghetto
13. If you have the movie "Friday" memorized, you ghetto
14. If you buy all of your appliances from "that guy around the corner" you
ghetto.
15. If you go to restaraunts weekly and say it's your birthday to get free dessert, you
ghetto.
16. If you use magazines for coasters, you ghetto
17. If you wear baggy pants down to your knees without boxers, you should be
arrested.
18. If you watch and laugh at BET's comic view (, you ghetto.
19. If you sharpen pencils with knifes or scissors, you ghetto.
20. If your hair is black and your weave is red, you ghetto
21. If you've called the psychic hotline, but only for the first free minute, you ghetto.
22. If you wear short sleeve shirts that go down to your forearm, you ghetto.
23. If you drink soft drinks or bottles of water out of brown paper bags because you
think it looks cool, you ghetto
24. If you've seen booty call, you ghetto.
25. If you use plastic or cardboard as a window replacement, you ghetto.
26. If your phones are made out of coffe cans w/string, you ghetto.
27. If you have to take off the top of your toilet to flush it, you ghetto.
28. If you read entire magazines in the store, you ghetto
29. If your nickname is or ends with "Dawg" or "Dogg," you
ghetto
30. If you think milk is good 10 days after the expiration date, you ghetto
31. If you make grilled cheese sandwiches with eazy cheez spray, you ghetto.
32. If you rooted for Darth Vader to win because he's black, you so very ghetto.
33. If you swear or say "word" in your sleep, you ghetto. (
34. If you spend more than five hours on your porch, you ghetto.
35. If you go through a drive though and have to open the door cuz the window doesnt
roll down, you ghetto.
36. If you tell everyone online that you're a Donna Karan model, you ghetto
37. If carry around a pimp stick , you ghetto
38. If you enjoy Hard Core Chinese Freestyle Wrap, you ghetto.
39. If you got ghetto bootay, you ghetto
Funny stuff
went to the mall today...
got a cd some clothes
Saw Brandon ;) my fav person =)
Comments*~