Dear Phone...
Dear Phone,
I am lost without you. I miss your voice, your ring, that funny noise you make when i receive a text message. I can deal with this separation. It's killing me inside. You are the loviest form of communication I've ever known. Please come back to me. I need your love so I can talk to the rest of the world. Without you, I'm lonely and I'm sure others are lonely without me nagging them while I utilize you. When we touch, the feeling means so much. I miss the way you beep when I'm dialing. The way you connect me to everyone I love. I adore you, even if you're very old and outdated. You get to the point. You may not be superfancy, but you're my mainline. The one and only. Please...Please come back to me soon.
Love,
your own and only subscriber and owner.
P.S. You'll always be mine, valentine.
I am lost without you. I miss your voice, your ring, that funny noise you make when i receive a text message. I can deal with this separation. It's killing me inside. You are the loviest form of communication I've ever known. Please come back to me. I need your love so I can talk to the rest of the world. Without you, I'm lonely and I'm sure others are lonely without me nagging them while I utilize you. When we touch, the feeling means so much. I miss the way you beep when I'm dialing. The way you connect me to everyone I love. I adore you, even if you're very old and outdated. You get to the point. You may not be superfancy, but you're my mainline. The one and only. Please...Please come back to me soon.
Love,
your own and only subscriber and owner.
P.S. You'll always be mine, valentine.