I can't really dwell but...

[autumnamor07]

Unfortunately (sort of) earlier this evening (around midnight) I actually (although not exactly consensually) lost my virginity.  Oops.  I didn't really mean to, it just sort of happened.  I set rules, said don't do this, he pulled out a condom, I said no, he said it's just to be sure, and then before I know it...well you guys get the idea.  So, holding out for Chris Lee (ha that's a thought) didn't work out.  And bee tee dubs, I can still feel/smell him.  Gross, I know.  Fucking disgusting.  Ugh.  I'm going to regret this later.  At least I know I'm good at what I do...

Signed,

Miss Slutty.

Guy Count Using Nicknames Only:
Sargent Boricua
Jew Kid aka Disco*
Phat Shane (L-Word)
Tweeny Pop
The Neighborhood Carpenter*
Bird* (is the word)
Dorky Jew Kid*
Commendatore** (Makes sense if it wasn't consensual, right?)

*  - Got farther than necessary
** - Way farther.