YOU'RE SICK!!!! YOU'RE JUST SICK!!!! THAT'S FRIGGEN SICK!!!!!
Well...lets see what all happened so far. We got our tickets to go home this Christmas...I took up jogging (and my calf muscles hate me for it)...I bought the second season of Red vs Blue...and my husband killed a goat while I video taped it.
Before you freak out and say he's satanic....though most do actually think that...this is the story behind that.
The whole household was planning to sleep in this saturday when someone called us on the house phone. It turned out to be Cid and he wanted to talk to Chip. I have no idea why he thought to call on the house phone when he could have directly talked to him on his cell phone...ANYWAY...they talked for a bit while my husband and I lay in bed watching his reaction. After hanging up, he turned to us and told us that this one sergent that had left the military recently was going to buy and kill a goat for the party his sister was having that night and that they wanted to use his truck to transport the animal.
Naturally, the word "kill" instantly roused the my husband from his formerly groggy status into full on awake and willing mode. He himself volunteered to be the one to "snuff out" this poor animal. Not being one to turn down an opportunity for outrageous footage, I thought to bring my video camera.(It would turn out to be the most use I got out of the camera in months)
Well, he did in fact kill it (he slit its throat so deep, he nearly went through half of its neck) and afterward, helped out with the skinning and gutting of the carcass.(He actually had done this before only with deer. They say it made for a delicious barbeque.) Sick part was, he lopped off the head and kept it (the nasty thing is in the fridge as I write this). He actually went so far as to put it on a plate, cover it up, and tell one of our friends it was a special surprise just for him (I'll call him Teddy). His actual reaction was the above title of this journal entry. (And yeah..I taped that too)
Teddy refused to see the footage, understandably enough.
Well...I have nothing else to say.
Ciao
Before you freak out and say he's satanic....though most do actually think that...this is the story behind that.
The whole household was planning to sleep in this saturday when someone called us on the house phone. It turned out to be Cid and he wanted to talk to Chip. I have no idea why he thought to call on the house phone when he could have directly talked to him on his cell phone...ANYWAY...they talked for a bit while my husband and I lay in bed watching his reaction. After hanging up, he turned to us and told us that this one sergent that had left the military recently was going to buy and kill a goat for the party his sister was having that night and that they wanted to use his truck to transport the animal.
Naturally, the word "kill" instantly roused the my husband from his formerly groggy status into full on awake and willing mode. He himself volunteered to be the one to "snuff out" this poor animal. Not being one to turn down an opportunity for outrageous footage, I thought to bring my video camera.(It would turn out to be the most use I got out of the camera in months)
Well, he did in fact kill it (he slit its throat so deep, he nearly went through half of its neck) and afterward, helped out with the skinning and gutting of the carcass.(He actually had done this before only with deer. They say it made for a delicious barbeque.) Sick part was, he lopped off the head and kept it (the nasty thing is in the fridge as I write this). He actually went so far as to put it on a plate, cover it up, and tell one of our friends it was a special surprise just for him (I'll call him Teddy). His actual reaction was the above title of this journal entry. (And yeah..I taped that too)
Teddy refused to see the footage, understandably enough.
Well...I have nothing else to say.
Ciao