Return to Sender?
Dear Terry McLane,
I wanted to thank you very much for signing for the fedex package that was supposed to be sent to me. Can I please have it now? I've been asking around to see if anyone knows who you are and apparently you do not exist. So when you finally do apparate into this world could you please put the package at my door? I know you have my name and address.
Regards,
H
P.S. (From WikiAnswers: It is not a federal crime to take, open, destroy, or hide someone else's mail unless it happens after it was mailed and "before it has been delivered to the person to whom it was directed". 18 USC sec. 1702.) Apparently if you open my package you're in a world of hurt, Mr. McLane.
I wanted to thank you very much for signing for the fedex package that was supposed to be sent to me. Can I please have it now? I've been asking around to see if anyone knows who you are and apparently you do not exist. So when you finally do apparate into this world could you please put the package at my door? I know you have my name and address.
Regards,
H
P.S. (From WikiAnswers: It is not a federal crime to take, open, destroy, or hide someone else's mail unless it happens after it was mailed and "before it has been delivered to the person to whom it was directed". 18 USC sec. 1702.) Apparently if you open my package you're in a world of hurt, Mr. McLane.