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This is the bastard that has incapacitated me while I'm supposed to be out having FUN in DC! I HATE YOU CUTE FLUFFY FLU! You better be gone before super gay club night at Velvet Nation, New Year's Eve! (i mean, a 2 week flu *would* be excessive)
Oh to think that I actually asked for one of these plush microbes for Christmas! It's like asking an evil genie to grant you a wish. And then, to think that I gave my grandmother the Kissing Disease and the Flesh-Eating Disease... oh the horrors!