my mom is a tricky bastard.
well. yesterday was my sisters birthday. so today my mom wanted to go out to eat. naturally, since i like food, i decided to tag along. but whenever we got to the restaurant my mom was like "im not hungry. hey theres big lots. lets go there." now she knows very well how much i hate that store. so i said i really didnt want to go. but she kept driving like a fool. when we got to big lots, i decided i was going to make it as miserable as possible for everyone else. so the whole time we were there i was walking around like i was retarded and pretending like i was having seizures. then i got bored of that, so i started yelling "GOSH I HATE THIS STORE! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOREVER!" and all these people were looking at me. then i found one of those sprayer things they put on hoses that kinda look like guns. so i took my mom hostage with that. what fun. finally we left. after like an hour she ended up buying like 5 things. but for some reason she wasnt tired of shopping yet so she had to go to walmart. i bought some cookies and a key holder thing. and i almost bought some lighters. and i saw this homosexual kid from school, but i walked off before he decided he wanted to be my friend. and finally i came home. yay for two posts in one day.