My favorite comedian is gone.
37, found dead in his N.J. hotel room.
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker and you were walking with him on the street, and he tripped, that would be completely unacceptable!"
"That flap in the compartment of a vending machine is a great invention. Before that it was hard times for the vending machine owner. What candy bar are you getting? That one... and every one on the bottom row!"