I hate Dan Schneider
Yeah I hate Dan Schneider.
If you don't know who Dan Schneider is, let me refresh you.
He made:
The Amanda Show
Drake & Josh
Zoey 101
iCarly
Victorious
these are all live action shows that have conquered Nickelodeon. I hate several things about this man. One, he dominates Nick, when all I want is Spongebob forever...Fairly Oddparents can come too. But anyway I'm tired of cartoons being replaced by RETARDED TWEEN SHOWS LIKE HANNAH MONTANA AND ICARLY!!
Oh, and all his shows are exactly the same. They have the same weird jokes that aren't funny..Really random weird 7th grade humor I probably found funny when I was like 9 or 10. Stuff like two rednecks slapping each other with giant fish got pretty old, I didn't need six more shows with the same shtick.
Every single show is stupid and quirky and worst of all, they have LAUGH TRACKS!! TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGH TRACKS OFF.
He also made Kenan & Kel, which was on okay show if I remember, but then he made Drake & Josh. Which is the same shit, different toilet. Good job with the creativity guy.
Anyway, as I'm writing this, I'm watching Spongebob...Pretty Patties!! You know what I miss the most? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together...That's all I gotta say
The moral is. Fuck you Dan Schneider, please get off my television. I'm 20 and I want my cartoons, you heard me.
Same goes for you Disney Channel, but I don't have enough time to talk about you.
If you don't know who Dan Schneider is, let me refresh you.
He made:
The Amanda Show
Drake & Josh
Zoey 101
iCarly
Victorious
these are all live action shows that have conquered Nickelodeon. I hate several things about this man. One, he dominates Nick, when all I want is Spongebob forever...Fairly Oddparents can come too. But anyway I'm tired of cartoons being replaced by RETARDED TWEEN SHOWS LIKE HANNAH MONTANA AND ICARLY!!
Oh, and all his shows are exactly the same. They have the same weird jokes that aren't funny..Really random weird 7th grade humor I probably found funny when I was like 9 or 10. Stuff like two rednecks slapping each other with giant fish got pretty old, I didn't need six more shows with the same shtick.
Every single show is stupid and quirky and worst of all, they have LAUGH TRACKS!! TAKE THE FUCKING LAUGH TRACKS OFF.
He also made Kenan & Kel, which was on okay show if I remember, but then he made Drake & Josh. Which is the same shit, different toilet. Good job with the creativity guy.
Anyway, as I'm writing this, I'm watching Spongebob...Pretty Patties!! You know what I miss the most? That tiny squeaky sound you get when you rub two pickles together...That's all I gotta say
The moral is. Fuck you Dan Schneider, please get off my television. I'm 20 and I want my cartoons, you heard me.
Same goes for you Disney Channel, but I don't have enough time to talk about you.