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Ugh...too much homework. My brain is thumping. I think I'm allergic to Descartes. This is going to be a long ass year.
But I finally have a long term career plan. I'm happy to announce that I'm now accepting investments in a new philosophy themed restaurant. Our signature dishes will include:
Platonic Pasta - never quite as good as the idea of the pasta
Cartesian Kebabs - clearly and distinctly flame broiled, with candied pineal glands
Nihilism Combo - you get nothing, and you still have to pay
Thales Plate - it's just water
Zeno Suprise - really good, but to get it from the kitchen to your table takes forever
Post-Modern Platter - just pictures of food, cut out of magazines
Sartre's Salad Bar - you create your own salad (may induce nausea)
Lao-Tzu Lunch Special - whatever we cook spontaneously
And of course: Nietzsche's Will to Power Bars
We are now accepting funny dish names, and large cheques.
But I finally have a long term career plan. I'm happy to announce that I'm now accepting investments in a new philosophy themed restaurant. Our signature dishes will include:
Platonic Pasta - never quite as good as the idea of the pasta
Cartesian Kebabs - clearly and distinctly flame broiled, with candied pineal glands
Nihilism Combo - you get nothing, and you still have to pay
Thales Plate - it's just water
Zeno Suprise - really good, but to get it from the kitchen to your table takes forever
Post-Modern Platter - just pictures of food, cut out of magazines
Sartre's Salad Bar - you create your own salad (may induce nausea)
Lao-Tzu Lunch Special - whatever we cook spontaneously
And of course: Nietzsche's Will to Power Bars
We are now accepting funny dish names, and large cheques.