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intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 08:02:12 UTC

saw this and thought of you :)

autophoenix April 3 2011, 08:34:44 UTC

[ after the longest delay of her trying to figure out what the fuck to make of that ] thank you ?

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 08:40:35 UTC

Maybe I should come over on Friday. Or you should come over. You still haven't seen the new place.

[Sylar may or may not be on drugs ... ]

autophoenix April 3 2011, 08:45:55 UTC

I think I'll be busy partying partying yeah. Sorry :(

[ dlsclaimer: claire is actually in no way sorry. or frowny facing. mostly she's just :s facing. ]

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 08:50:33 UTC

I could throw a party at my place. Maybe I'll invite your friends. Forcibly, even.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 08:51:48 UTC

Does that make you the creepy, thirty-something year old rapper of this story? Because you definitely fill all the requirements.

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 09:06:45 UTC

I'm nothing like the guy in that video. I'm /better/. Do you want me to make waffles? A cake, perhaps? I can arrange a cake.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 09:14:32 UTC

Do you really think I missed the day in kindergarten where we learned not to take candy from strangers ? I would starve before I ate anything you made. It'd probably have GHB as the primary ingredient.

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 09:18:52 UTC

GHB? Where's the creativity in that? I'm a /poet/, Claire. A homicidal poet.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 09:54:16 UTC

Poet. Right. How's finding out how many angels can do the tango or whatever going for you ?

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 10:27:26 UTC

How many angels can dance on a pin. It's a metaphor, Claire. I could never expect you to understand.

And it's going just peachy.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 10:32:55 UTC

I understand just fine.

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You know, once you're done with that, maybe you could start in on how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 10:35:02 UTC

That isn't funny.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 11:01:31 UTC

You just don't have a sense of humor.

intuitivelyapt April 3 2011, 11:03:45 UTC

You don't have a grasp on the intricate complexities of life.

autophoenix April 3 2011, 11:24:26 UTC

At least I have a grasp on how to preserve it instead of just ruining every one that I come across. I don't need the intricate complexities. I've got the big picture, which you're seriously lacking.

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