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Today I:
-Knocked a box of shoes onto a lady's head. She complained for ages but I have no sympathy for her because shoe boxes and high heels fall on my head constantly while at work.
-Tried to rent 80's martial arts movies from Blockbuster but they did not have a single one. I think the woman got annoyed because after she'd tell me they didn't carry one movie, I immediately asked her about another one and didn't run out of ideas for awhile. Apparently if you want good, cheesy Van Damme movies you have to pay a small fortune ($15) for them. Rented In Hell instead.
-Cleaned my room. Shock.
-Had a gecko thrown on me after a marathon run around my neighbor's yard. I felt like I was 8 and some bully wouldn't leave me alone. Except I was 8 with the lungs and endurance of a smoker.
-Got a very nice back rub from Anthony after he attacked me with a reptile.
-Knocked a box of shoes onto a lady's head. She complained for ages but I have no sympathy for her because shoe boxes and high heels fall on my head constantly while at work.
-Tried to rent 80's martial arts movies from Blockbuster but they did not have a single one. I think the woman got annoyed because after she'd tell me they didn't carry one movie, I immediately asked her about another one and didn't run out of ideas for awhile. Apparently if you want good, cheesy Van Damme movies you have to pay a small fortune ($15) for them. Rented In Hell instead.
-Cleaned my room. Shock.
-Had a gecko thrown on me after a marathon run around my neighbor's yard. I felt like I was 8 and some bully wouldn't leave me alone. Except I was 8 with the lungs and endurance of a smoker.
-Got a very nice back rub from Anthony after he attacked me with a reptile.