[voice/video]
I've been thinking. [ Which is a bad sign because it’s Crowley. Who knows what’s going to come out of his mouth. ]
The way people come back in this place you'd think a zombie apocalypse would happen at any moment, be the Malnosso to botch something like that up, and then all of you buggers would have to clean up the mess. It reminds me of a cleaning crew after Oktoberfest or bloody Mardi Gras.
Well guess as long as this doesn't turn into a bloody apocalypse it’ll be fine. Though I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to mess with that kind of mojo. Come back to bite you in the ass, er, karma and all that. I'm pretty sure some of you have already been through one or two apocalypses. We all lead such interesting lives here, you all must be bored. I'm also guessing the afterlife must be pretty boring in this place. What is it? A week? They even give you your soul back not mangled beyond belief. Sounds like a bargain if you're into the whole Groundhog's Day deal. Glad I don't have that job though.
[ Speaking of. Crowley can be heard spritzing his plants in the background. And the video feed even shows the best damn houseplants you'll ever have the luxury and honor of seeing. He'll turn towards the camera sunglasses ever so apparent on his face. ]
Ever think you were meant to do something else, but you got stuck doing the alternative anyway? Missed opportunities or destiny I'm not sure which one is worse. But I bet we have a good few of you in the crowd. Always are a few and this bunch just seems depressing, so I'm sure there's pent up anger about that.
[ Not that he cares or anything. He's just bored. ]
The way people come back in this place you'd think a zombie apocalypse would happen at any moment, be the Malnosso to botch something like that up, and then all of you buggers would have to clean up the mess. It reminds me of a cleaning crew after Oktoberfest or bloody Mardi Gras.
Well guess as long as this doesn't turn into a bloody apocalypse it’ll be fine. Though I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to mess with that kind of mojo. Come back to bite you in the ass, er, karma and all that. I'm pretty sure some of you have already been through one or two apocalypses. We all lead such interesting lives here, you all must be bored. I'm also guessing the afterlife must be pretty boring in this place. What is it? A week? They even give you your soul back not mangled beyond belief. Sounds like a bargain if you're into the whole Groundhog's Day deal. Glad I don't have that job though.
[ Speaking of. Crowley can be heard spritzing his plants in the background. And the video feed even shows the best damn houseplants you'll ever have the luxury and honor of seeing. He'll turn towards the camera sunglasses ever so apparent on his face. ]
Ever think you were meant to do something else, but you got stuck doing the alternative anyway? Missed opportunities or destiny I'm not sure which one is worse. But I bet we have a good few of you in the crowd. Always are a few and this bunch just seems depressing, so I'm sure there's pent up anger about that.
[ Not that he cares or anything. He's just bored. ]