Kids! Putting metal objects in sockets could be harzardous do not attempt in your own home! [voice]
Looks like I came at a damn good time. [ Happy demon is happy. MODERNIZATION! You are a beautiful thing. ] You buggers honestly don't know what some of this stuff is, do you? [ You all must have lived happily together under a nice, big, cozy rock. ]
Well just don't go and stick anything metal into those magically panels on the walls. [ Sarcasm! You can has it! ] Or go and lick them like some of you marvelously, intelligent chaps have already done. Actually it might help you get over the initial shock of modern technology. I know it's a bloody wonderful thing, isn't it? [ Lol puns. He's totally laughing at you Oswald...wonderful entertainment they've got here. ] Knowing how curious some of your lot gets, I wouldn't be surprised if you go and off yourselves because of it.
[ There's another pause because he's been here for like a week and is still confused. Thus begins the ultimate questioning which makes Crowley so...incompetent. ]
Right, so, any reason why they take your clothes when they drop you off in this sodding place? Or am I the only one curious about the whole de-robeing business they've got going on here? [ He might or might not have found his clothes; he also might or might not want to know why they do that exactly, but he's a sucker for self punishment...only not; he's just too damn curious for his own good. ]
And what's with the wingss? [ He mumbles the next part to himself mostly. ] Mine were perfectly bloody fine. Bastards. These aren't even up to standards at all; and just after I finished cleaning them up too.
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Well just don't go and stick anything metal into those magically panels on the walls. [ Sarcasm! You can has it! ] Or go and lick them like some of you marvelously, intelligent chaps have already done. Actually it might help you get over the initial shock of modern technology. I know it's a bloody wonderful thing, isn't it? [ Lol puns. He's totally laughing at you Oswald...wonderful entertainment they've got here. ] Knowing how curious some of your lot gets, I wouldn't be surprised if you go and off yourselves because of it.
[ There's another pause because he's been here for like a week and is still confused. Thus begins the ultimate questioning which makes Crowley so...incompetent. ]
Right, so, any reason why they take your clothes when they drop you off in this sodding place? Or am I the only one curious about the whole de-robeing business they've got going on here? [ He might or might not have found his clothes; he also might or might not want to know why they do that exactly, but he's a sucker for self punishment...only not; he's just too damn curious for his own good. ]
And what's with the wingss? [ He mumbles the next part to himself mostly. ] Mine were perfectly bloody fine. Bastards. These aren't even up to standards at all; and just after I finished cleaning them up too.
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