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Do you ever have to pee even worse when you see the toilet? Whenever I go to the bathroom, I almost pee my pants half way through the door once I get a visual of the toilet. I had to somehow solve this potentially dangerous situation, so I just put my hand over my eyes when I walked in and it fucking worked.
But that's not my real reason for posting. My real reason for posting is that I'm going to have a party soon, out here in the lonely 'ol 'bank, and you and your unicorn ranch assistant are invited. I'm not sure when. But I'm going to invite all of the drug dealers, assholes, mafia, pretentious tweens, highschool lads and sluts, puppies that look like unicorns, all of my friends that keep it real and all of my friends that dont. So you're probably invited. As a matter of fact, you are invited, just check your guns and negi attitudes at the door.
P.S. HAPPY 21 B-DAY LINZZZZZZ.
P.P.S. A hint to my employment:
I work for the mafia. F'serious. I get paid in cash at the end of my shifts and I sell beer and don't really have breaks and get blatantly hit on by everyone, so I hit on 'em back.
But that's not my real reason for posting. My real reason for posting is that I'm going to have a party soon, out here in the lonely 'ol 'bank, and you and your unicorn ranch assistant are invited. I'm not sure when. But I'm going to invite all of the drug dealers, assholes, mafia, pretentious tweens, highschool lads and sluts, puppies that look like unicorns, all of my friends that keep it real and all of my friends that dont. So you're probably invited. As a matter of fact, you are invited, just check your guns and negi attitudes at the door.
P.S. HAPPY 21 B-DAY LINZZZZZZ.
P.P.S. A hint to my employment:
I work for the mafia. F'serious. I get paid in cash at the end of my shifts and I sell beer and don't really have breaks and get blatantly hit on by everyone, so I hit on 'em back.