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HAPPY 20TH PADRAIG O'HAGAN (in five minutes!!)
Remember the one time in your kitchen when I put my fist in between your legs to pretend it was a funny erection? Or when I told you the pasta you were eating looked like babies threw up in your bowl and then you had a hard time eating it after that? Or when you accidentally hit me in the leg with the bag I was carrying and then I screamed in the parking lot and you got really embarassed?
I hope so. Because this was all just yesterday.
YAYYY BIRTH! YAAAYY CHRISTMAS!
You're competing with Jesus but I think he's kind of weird, anyway. You've got the better hair.
Remember the one time in your kitchen when I put my fist in between your legs to pretend it was a funny erection? Or when I told you the pasta you were eating looked like babies threw up in your bowl and then you had a hard time eating it after that? Or when you accidentally hit me in the leg with the bag I was carrying and then I screamed in the parking lot and you got really embarassed?
I hope so. Because this was all just yesterday.
YAYYY BIRTH! YAAAYY CHRISTMAS!
You're competing with Jesus but I think he's kind of weird, anyway. You've got the better hair.