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(x) I Have Been Drunk, SOMEONE CONTROL ME PLEASE!!
(x) I Have Smoked Pot
( ) I Have Done Cocaine
(x) I Have Done Other Drugs
() I Have Thrown Up In A Bar - NO BUT THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY
(x) I Have Flashed Someone - MY ASSHOLE
( X) I Have Posed Nude-WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN...OTHERWISE I FIND IT ON THE INTERNET FROM MY SISTER POSTING IT IN WEBSHOTS
( ) I Have Purchased Pornography - NO BUT I BET I CAN TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO
(x) I Have Been Caught Masturbating - WHILE DRIVING , BY A TRUCK DRIVER
(X ) I Have Pissed On Myself - WELL PISSED THE BED, NUMEROUS TIMES
( ) I Have Played The Rusted Trumpet - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
( ) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I Have Made Out With A Stranger - CALL ME DRUNK AND DARING
( ) I Have Gone On A Blind Date , NO BUT WENT OUT WITH A BLIND MAN...AND WHEN HE SAID MY PUSSY TASTED LIKE SHIT I TOLD HIM "WRONG HOLE FOO"
(x) I Have Been In Love
(x) I Have Been Dumped
( ) I Have Had A One Night Stand
(x) I Have Had Sex
( ) I Have Had Anal Sex...HELL NO, IF YOU WANT TO STICK IT IN MY SHITTER WHEN I HAVE A PERFECTLY TIGHT PUSSY HOLE, GO FIND A DUDE'S ASS, NOT MINE
(x) I Have Sex Over 6 positions in one night, COME ON THAT IS NOTHING
( ) I Have Had Sex In Public
( ) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker
( ) I Have Had Sex At The Office
( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(x) I Have Had Sex At A Friend's House During A Party -YEAH, GREAT PARTY GUYS!
( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend's Sibling - NO BUT DOES MY SIBLING COUNT? (JK!!!)
(X) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them - MY EX WAS FUN WHEN INTOXICATED
( ) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week
( ) I Have Had A Threesome
( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner, JUST GIVEN THEM
( ) I Have Been Married
( ) I Have Been Divorced
( ) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
( ) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose
( X) I Have Killed Someone, HES FUN TO POKE AND MAKES GREAT COMPANY ON THOSE LONELY NIGHTS
( ) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I Have Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I Have Shoplifted, IT WAS A STATUE OF LIBERT ERASER
(X) I Have Stolen Something From My Job - HAVE I TOLD YOU WHAT A GREAT JOB JAMBA JUICE WAS?
( ) I Have Been Fired
( ) I Have Been In A Fist Fight, NO BUT I BET YOUR ASS HAS( ) I Have Been Tied Up
(X) I Have Been Arrested - HAHA THIS LAST WEEKEND....GOT DRUNK AND WOKE UP IN THE SLAMMER...ALTHOUGH THE PAPER SAID THAT IT WASNT AN ARREST, IT WAS A DETENTION SO I GUESS THAT DOESNT COUNT BUT IT STILL MAKES A GREAT STORY!
(x) I Have Ridden In A Taxi
(x) I Have Lied To A Friend
(x) I Have Skipped School - WHAT A REBEL
(x) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher - AND GAVE HIM A LAP DANCE FOR AN A (JK)
( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Have Been To Japan
(X ) I Have Been To Europe - WITH MY COUSIN JILL...I DONT THINK I HAVE EVER HAD SUCH FUN IN MY LIFE
( ) I Have Been Snowboarding
(x) I Have Eaten Sushi
(X)Optional - I HAVE BRUSHED MY TEETH, AND TONGUE,WITH MY COUSIN'S NASTY PUSSY CREAM MONISTAT 7 BECAUSE IT WAS DARK AND I HAD MISTAKEN IT FOR CREST TOOTH PASTE....FUCKING MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER!!!!!!!
(x) I Have Smoked Pot
( ) I Have Done Cocaine
(x) I Have Done Other Drugs
() I Have Thrown Up In A Bar - NO BUT THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY
(x) I Have Flashed Someone - MY ASSHOLE
( X) I Have Posed Nude-WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN...OTHERWISE I FIND IT ON THE INTERNET FROM MY SISTER POSTING IT IN WEBSHOTS
( ) I Have Purchased Pornography - NO BUT I BET I CAN TEACH THEM A THING OR TWO
(x) I Have Been Caught Masturbating - WHILE DRIVING , BY A TRUCK DRIVER
(X ) I Have Pissed On Myself - WELL PISSED THE BED, NUMEROUS TIMES
( ) I Have Played The Rusted Trumpet - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
( ) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I Have Made Out With A Stranger - CALL ME DRUNK AND DARING
( ) I Have Gone On A Blind Date , NO BUT WENT OUT WITH A BLIND MAN...AND WHEN HE SAID MY PUSSY TASTED LIKE SHIT I TOLD HIM "WRONG HOLE FOO"
(x) I Have Been In Love
(x) I Have Been Dumped
( ) I Have Had A One Night Stand
(x) I Have Had Sex
( ) I Have Had Anal Sex...HELL NO, IF YOU WANT TO STICK IT IN MY SHITTER WHEN I HAVE A PERFECTLY TIGHT PUSSY HOLE, GO FIND A DUDE'S ASS, NOT MINE
(x) I Have Sex Over 6 positions in one night, COME ON THAT IS NOTHING
( ) I Have Had Sex In Public
( ) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
( ) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker
( ) I Have Had Sex At The Office
( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(x) I Have Had Sex At A Friend's House During A Party -YEAH, GREAT PARTY GUYS!
( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend's Sibling - NO BUT DOES MY SIBLING COUNT? (JK!!!)
(X) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them - MY EX WAS FUN WHEN INTOXICATED
( ) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week
( ) I Have Had A Threesome
( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner, JUST GIVEN THEM
( ) I Have Been Married
( ) I Have Been Divorced
( ) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
( ) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose
( X) I Have Killed Someone, HES FUN TO POKE AND MAKES GREAT COMPANY ON THOSE LONELY NIGHTS
( ) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I Have Crashed A Friend's Car
(X) I Have Shoplifted, IT WAS A STATUE OF LIBERT ERASER
(X) I Have Stolen Something From My Job - HAVE I TOLD YOU WHAT A GREAT JOB JAMBA JUICE WAS?
( ) I Have Been Fired
( ) I Have Been In A Fist Fight, NO BUT I BET YOUR ASS HAS( ) I Have Been Tied Up
(X) I Have Been Arrested - HAHA THIS LAST WEEKEND....GOT DRUNK AND WOKE UP IN THE SLAMMER...ALTHOUGH THE PAPER SAID THAT IT WASNT AN ARREST, IT WAS A DETENTION SO I GUESS THAT DOESNT COUNT BUT IT STILL MAKES A GREAT STORY!
(x) I Have Ridden In A Taxi
(x) I Have Lied To A Friend
(x) I Have Skipped School - WHAT A REBEL
(x) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher - AND GAVE HIM A LAP DANCE FOR AN A (JK)
( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Have Been To Japan
(X ) I Have Been To Europe - WITH MY COUSIN JILL...I DONT THINK I HAVE EVER HAD SUCH FUN IN MY LIFE
( ) I Have Been Snowboarding
(x) I Have Eaten Sushi
(X)Optional - I HAVE BRUSHED MY TEETH, AND TONGUE,WITH MY COUSIN'S NASTY PUSSY CREAM MONISTAT 7 BECAUSE IT WAS DARK AND I HAD MISTAKEN IT FOR CREST TOOTH PASTE....FUCKING MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER!!!!!!!