The salesman coming after me
Yikes is right. My life has been so lame because of unusual circumstances.
Somehow (I feel comfortable talking about this now) about a month ago I caught scabies. Don't ask me how, I just did. I called and cussed out both guys that could have given it to me, only to find out that neither of them had it. One was a friend, the other a guy who just spent the night (no sex had). Maybe I was naked, but that's as naughty as it got.
So I didn't know I had it for about 3 weeks, which made my case get a bit more severe than it should have gotten. I knew I hadn't had sex so I couldnt put my finger on it. But don't worry, I got spots on my goods too. It spread everywhere except from the shoulders above. I repeat I did not catch this from sexual activity. The doctor said I might have gotten it from Thrift Store shopping, or the beach.
I got to see the doctor and he told me scabies before I even had to show him everything. Scabies takes about a month and some change for everything to heal good as new. That means the spots don't go away immediately. I haven't been able to jerk off in a month. My horoscope said that my ego was going to take a major blow that week, and boy did it ever.
I started dating someone else, and I can't have any sex at all. It's been about a month now and I've seen him almost every day. I go to sleep blue in more ways than one. And the day before yesterday he told me that he's "not good at monogamy." He says this days after a relapse in the itching symptoms. My skin burns.
I'm looking onward towards the future and the upcoming school semester. My biggest goal is to get through the summer with no regrets and be ready for classes.
I'm about to go to the dermatologist again to check if everything is okay. At the very least I hope to get a nice shot of cortisone in the ass. It did the trick last time.
Somehow (I feel comfortable talking about this now) about a month ago I caught scabies. Don't ask me how, I just did. I called and cussed out both guys that could have given it to me, only to find out that neither of them had it. One was a friend, the other a guy who just spent the night (no sex had). Maybe I was naked, but that's as naughty as it got.
So I didn't know I had it for about 3 weeks, which made my case get a bit more severe than it should have gotten. I knew I hadn't had sex so I couldnt put my finger on it. But don't worry, I got spots on my goods too. It spread everywhere except from the shoulders above. I repeat I did not catch this from sexual activity. The doctor said I might have gotten it from Thrift Store shopping, or the beach.
I got to see the doctor and he told me scabies before I even had to show him everything. Scabies takes about a month and some change for everything to heal good as new. That means the spots don't go away immediately. I haven't been able to jerk off in a month. My horoscope said that my ego was going to take a major blow that week, and boy did it ever.
I started dating someone else, and I can't have any sex at all. It's been about a month now and I've seen him almost every day. I go to sleep blue in more ways than one. And the day before yesterday he told me that he's "not good at monogamy." He says this days after a relapse in the itching symptoms. My skin burns.
I'm looking onward towards the future and the upcoming school semester. My biggest goal is to get through the summer with no regrets and be ready for classes.
I'm about to go to the dermatologist again to check if everything is okay. At the very least I hope to get a nice shot of cortisone in the ass. It did the trick last time.