Sep 07, 2006 22:49
So far in college I've:
-done three Sudoku puzzles in my "Algebra" class as per the requirements
-seen Neil twice
-seen Neil's brother's dick once
-considered buying a three-foot long pipe
-bought a ping pong paddle (or blade) instead
-heard the song "Rock Lobster" roughly 15-20 times
-ignored three hobos
-learned to respect my big, gay Philosophy teacher
-spent more time at Temple's Student Center than CCP altogether
-not taken bullshit from the Lord
-seen the first attractive girl on my block in my entire life
-discussed "detailed" distillation plans
-done no actual work
Not even done week one yet. No fault of mine.