Puppy Love

[automailmaker]

The puppies are home! I'm excited; I missed them so much. They're driving all the other animals in Risembool crazy though.

Jade, Peony, we (me, Ed, Al, and Hohenheim) would like to visit Malkuth for a while. I think it's beaches would be a good vacation spot. Can we stay at Grand Chokmah Palace? When would be the best time this week to visit?

Colonel

Comments

[examinin_urboyz]

And here I was hoping I'd seen the last of that testosterone abomination.

[upyourscolonel]

He just fucking loves hugs.

[examinin_urboyz]

I gathered that on the fifth one.

[upyourscolonel]

He didn't pop your back, did he? One time he broke one of my ribs.

[examinin_urboyz]

Bruising. Man's got balls of steel.

[upyourscolonel]

Okay I didn't say anything about his balls.

[examinin_urboyz]

No, I just kicked him there four times to try and get him to drop me.

That man would be a terror as a rapist.

[upyourscolonel]

Well it's a damn good thing that he isn't. And that's an awful thing to say.

[examinin_urboyz]

I'm an awful person.

[upyourscolonel]

I know worse.

[examinin_urboyz]

Undoubtedly.

[upyourscolonel]

So. Has life sucked as badly for you as it has for me?

[examinin_urboyz]

I fucked a woman who's probably 10 years younger than me.

[upyourscolonel]

Oh.

That doesn't suck so bad.

[examinin_urboyz]

I'm gay.

I hate women.

[upyourscolonel]

Well compared to what happened to me, that's not so bad.