A fitting start to the day

[autolycus]

I chose a very bad week to shave my head. Why, you may ask? Someone just murdered someone else basically in my backyard, and since I just shaved my head, I actually look exactly like the description the police are getting. And since nobody was around last night until my grandparents stopped by to tell me what happened, I don't quite have a good alibi.

Here's hoping they catch the murderer or this is going to be a loooong day.