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[autodidacticone]

Is it safe to come out yet?

I'm hungry.

[If anyone needs to find Kimiko physically, she'll be skulking around the buffet, loading up on food before scuttling back to her room.]

Comments

[wallrocket]

It is most certainly not safe, mademoiselle! Many dangerous creatures prowl through the majestic decks of this vessel! I myself have been hiding in a suitcase for the past twenty minutes!

[autodidacticone]

Then you're smarter than most.

...But I have to eat.

[wallrocket]

Oh, mademoiselle...

[... The things he does for humans.]

Mademoiselle, I, Wall Cheese McGregor, will gladly retrieve a meal for you from the delicious depths of the buffet!

[autodidacticone]

[Wall Ch- ...what?]

Uh...That's alright. I'm already at the Buffet. There as a cat but I'm fine now.

[wallrocket]

Ah. Very well!

[His job here is done!]

What, pray tell, is wrong with cats?

[autodidacticone]

I'm not sure. Further testing is required. Maybe I could catch one and do behavioral trials, but I don't know how I'd find the right kind of cage, and food becomes problematic. Do cats still eat meat purely, or is there some kind of supplement?

[wallrocket]

Er, I am uncertain. Neither my best friend nor her sister keep a cat on the premises.

[At home, that is.]

My experience with cats has proved them to be rather vile. They enjoy my tail.

[autodidacticone]

...

[DERAILED]

Tail?