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1. Name?- Dan
2. Who'd you yoink this from?- Mer
3. What shape should the next prototype of CD's be?- trapezoids just aren't gettin enuf love these days
4. What's your favorite color necklace? -hemp..... maybe orange beads?
5. Do you sometimes wish fire was always blue?- sometimes
6. Describe your keychain- 6 key rings attached with an actual chain.... rings hold things from bike lock key to church keys to car key safety pins
7. Would you drive a pink convertible?- In a heartbeat
8. Would you ever wear the opposite gender's bathing suit to a pool party?- yeah
9. When was the last time you went commando?- I can't remember the last time
10. What's the most interesting thing you have in the room your in right now?- ehhh its a boring room - an M16?, 300 Altoid boxes, 8 broken squash and tennis raquets?
11. What's the meanest thing someone's said to you- that we were really great friends and that was all she ever wanted us to be
12. Did you deserve it?- doesn't matter if i did
13. Do you lie a lot?- yeah
14. Did you lie about the last question- how would you be able to tell?
15. Would u stab a man if he threatened you?- yes
16. Would u stab a man even if he didn't threaten you?- under the right circumstances - yes
17. If u could invent something right now however crazy what would it be?- paint that changed colors depending on my mood
18. Have you ever been caught staring at the opposite gender's chest or other areas?- Yes
19. What's more essential a lighter or a Swiss army knife?- Knife
20. If u could switch genders.... why would you?- To see what fun taunting boys is?
21. What's the funniest t-shirt you've ever read- "I fuck on the first date" on a big black man
22. Do you ever say things you don't mean just to see how people would react?- typically
23. Whats the worst book you've ever read?- Last of the Mohicans
24. Have you ever suspected a teacher of flirting with you?- yes
25. Have you ever flirted with authority to get something?- yes
26. Would you sleep with someone to get out of trouble?- no
27. Do you really want to hurt me? yes
28. Do you really want to make me cry? ahhh Culture Club is my life
29. Whats the worst drug you would ever try?- I don't know
30. Which would you choose if you had to: a genital piercing or a tattoo on your face? Tat
31. Which would you be better at: pole-vaulting or unicycling? Uni
32. Have you ever completely humiliated yourself in front of a crush?- probably not completely
33. Have you ever been ridiculed by a crush? Yes
34. Is this quiz random? Not especially
35. Is it any more fun that the plain ones that are typically done?- Slightly
36. Would you break someone's iPod if they pissed you off?- No
37. Would you ever lie about not having an STD if you did have one?- No
38. Would you ever lie about having an STD if you didn't have one?- Yes
39. Are you a camera whore?- No
40. Would you rather shoot up heroin or get run over by a car?- Heroin... i think
41. What was written on the strangest note you've ever received?- "hey umm, so thanks for lying and being such a jerk to me you told me that you like me and you lied > you like that girl from the dance thanks for being a jerk... and to think I actually like you please dont talk to me for a little while... or maybe never again. I really can't believe me believing you. I don't know why I ever really cared or believed you. Okay, well, bye." ~6 sentences of anger (grammatical errors were kept in)
42. Do you keep some momentos from past crushes?- just some notes
43. Do you lj-stalk or actually stalk past crushes?- no
44. Are you creepy?- slightly
45. Do you feel like your friends don't understand you at all?- yeah
46. Do you wish you were in a group with smarter kids?- nah, i wouldn't fit in
47. Would you ever hang in a group with a bunch of ugly people to make yourself look prettier?- nah, not worth my effort
48. Have you ever hung out with two different crushes at the same time and felt enormously ackward?- yep! kate better's party came into mind.... among other things
49. Are you taking this quiz instead of doing homework?- yes
50. What should you be doing right now?- hw, sleep, etc.