bizzarre lunch
Yesterday, Char came and met me for lunch. As scared as I am of the bad man, we decided to go to Colonel Mustard's. Upon entry, I though for sure we would have been yelled at for tossing our cigarettes unto his sidewalk...but no, just a big smile. "How ya'll doin today?" he asked and then grinned even bigger and says "...not that I care."
We order and then go outside to smoke and wait for the food...after a little while I start to get nervous and try to get Charity to come inside with me so he doesnt yell at us for sitting outside lolz...I hear him say something about three cheese, and that was the philly I ordered, so I walk inside. "What you waitin on pard'ner?" he asked. I told him I thought I heard him say three cheese, and I didn't want to keep him waiting since he was such an important busy man and all. He laughed and said, "2 minutes."
So I go outside and wait for a few then go back in to collect our food. He hands me the first cheese steak and says "hey, you are allright, man..." and then hands me the other, "You got it? Be careful, these are real easy to spill."
As we are outside tearing up our delish meal, the Colonel comes outside, all smiles and says "It good? Ya'll have a great day!" and hops in his car and scoots. I assume he was just in a good mood because he was leaving soon or something, but that was nothing like the arseface I talked about in the earlier post.
Oh when we were ordering, there was a funny incident. Some woman was at the register with a order of potato skins...she had the foam container open and she was poking at the cheese on top with a fork...the Colonel yelled "what the hell you doin over there??? Get that damn food off my counter!" :D