018- Reid's half himself/half child mentally

[autistic_genius]

Has anyone seen my mom? I can't find her.

Wasn't I big a few hours ago?

I don't remember where she went...

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He's lying, there's totally not a chemistry set.

[my_freeze_ray]

I don't know where she is.

Maybe she's with West? Maybe she's looking after him? Maybe they'll come back together? Hey Spencer Spencer Spencer come play with me! There's a chemistry set and mechanical stuff and GUNS!

[autistic_genius]

GUNS? You're an inmate, Billy. I don't think inmates should have guns. That's dangerous. Did you know that between 1979 and 2001, gunfire killed 90,000 children in America?

[my_freeze_ray]

It won't kill me! It'll just freeze me even if I shoot myself, and BESIDES, I made them myself!

...

I could show you how the shrink ray works?

[autistic_genius]

Shrink rays make no sense!

[my_freeze_ray]

Yes they do! Come onnnnn Reid! Let me show you!

[autistic_genius]

I don't know...we might get in trouble.

[my_freeze_ray]

Noooo, because you're my WARDEN remember? So you can't get into trouble for things!

[autistic_genius]

Yes I can! Remember when Elle took my gun? I got in trouble for that...

See? That was a time with a gun too! Guns are bad!

[my_freeze_ray]

That was when someone ELSE had the gun though! This time we'll have it!

[autistic_genius]

But it was my gun. And she took it! What if she takes yours?

[my_freeze_ray]

Easy. It'll be an US ONLY club and I won't let her in!

[autistic_genius]

I don't know. I need to find my mom.

[my_freeze_ray]

She's fine for a BIT come play with the shrink ray you can disprove it!

[autistic_genius]

What if she's sick and needs me? She's sick a lot.

[my_freeze_ray]

There are DOCTORS here for that now! Remember we all have jobs?

My job is to cook tea, your job is to be a warden, and there are other people to take care of sick people!

[autistic_genius]

She doesn't like doctors.