Sheesh.
I found a piece of rolled up paper on the porch the other day. Apparently the neighborhood religious types are trying to convert our street.
Now, I don't have anything against religion. I have a nice religion and it's called something along the lines of 'I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe. Don't pester the hell out of me, and we'll get along fine.'
Really, I don't have anything against Christians, Jehovah's witnesses, or anybody else. I just don't want any of that, thanks all the same.
And that's not even the point here. If they're going to pelt me with letters, they could at least use some decent grammar and spelling. Sheesh! Yes, the whole thing was in caps, and every typo is theirs, not mine.
WARNING NOTICE
THY KINGDOM COME, ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF BIGGEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. JESUS CHRIST, WITH GODS KINGDOM, ARE GOING TO TURN THE EARTH INTO A PARADISE, AS INTENTED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. REALITY, AS WE KNOW IT WILL CHANGE. IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THERE WILL BE NO SICKNISS AND DEATH, WAR OR VIOLENCE. MEN WILL LOVE THIER NIEGHBER OR ELSE. EVEN THE ANIMALS WILL BE AT PEACE WITH MAN, JUST LIKE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE FOR THE EARTH AND MAN. BUT MAN, WITH THE HELP OF THE DEVEL, HAVE SWAYED AWAY FROM GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ACORDING TO BIBLE PRHOPHECY, GODS KINGDOM IS GOING TO COME WHEN THE WORLD WAS IN A VERY BAD CONDITION. CRIME, VIOLENCE, POLLUTION, OVERPOPULATION, POVERTY, STARVATION, AND ON AND ON.
2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS SPOKE OF THIS CENTURY IN THE BIBLE BOOK OF MATTHEW, CHAPTER 24. ITS A PRIVILAGE TO LIVE IN A TIME THAT THE BIBLE PROPHETS SPOKE OF. SO ITS GOOD TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A GOD OF LOVE WHO WILL NOT ALLOW LIFE TO CONTINUE UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. VERY SOON, HE WILL CRUSH SATEN AND HIS DEMONS IN THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDON. AND THAT WILL BE THE START OF THE HEALING PROCESS IN WHICH GODS KINGDOM WILL RESTORE MAN AND THE EARTH TO GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ANYBODY WHO HAS STUDIED THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST KNOW HE PROMISED ETERNAL LIFE TO HIS FOLLOWERS, IN THE NEXT LIFE. IT MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE NOW BUT GOD IS A JEALOUS GOD, AND ALL LIFE BELONGS TO HIM. AND HE WILL HAVE HIS WAY. AND HE HAD HIS WAY WROTE DOWN IN THE BIBLE. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD, JESUS, OR LIVING FOREVER IN A PARADISE EARTH. THEN CONTACT A LOCAL KINGDOM HALL OF JEHOVAHS WITTNESSES WITH AN OPEN MIND. THIER ORIGINAL NAMES WERE THE BIBLE STUDENTS. AND THE NAME JEHOVAH IN ANY DICTIONARY OR ENCYCLOPEDEA RENDERS GOD ALMIGHTY. JESUS CHRIST STARTS OFF THE LORDS PRAYER WITH OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME
LEARNING ABOUT GOD AND JESUS IS THE MOST IMPORTENT THING YOU COULD EVER DO.
I guess it's true that 'Spell-check makes baby Jesus cyr' as someone in chat said.
Now, I don't have anything against religion. I have a nice religion and it's called something along the lines of 'I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe. Don't pester the hell out of me, and we'll get along fine.'
Really, I don't have anything against Christians, Jehovah's witnesses, or anybody else. I just don't want any of that, thanks all the same.
And that's not even the point here. If they're going to pelt me with letters, they could at least use some decent grammar and spelling. Sheesh! Yes, the whole thing was in caps, and every typo is theirs, not mine.
WARNING NOTICE
THY KINGDOM COME, ON EARTH, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN. WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF BIGGEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. JESUS CHRIST, WITH GODS KINGDOM, ARE GOING TO TURN THE EARTH INTO A PARADISE, AS INTENTED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. REALITY, AS WE KNOW IT WILL CHANGE. IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, THERE WILL BE NO SICKNISS AND DEATH, WAR OR VIOLENCE. MEN WILL LOVE THIER NIEGHBER OR ELSE. EVEN THE ANIMALS WILL BE AT PEACE WITH MAN, JUST LIKE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL PURPOSE FOR THE EARTH AND MAN. BUT MAN, WITH THE HELP OF THE DEVEL, HAVE SWAYED AWAY FROM GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ACORDING TO BIBLE PRHOPHECY, GODS KINGDOM IS GOING TO COME WHEN THE WORLD WAS IN A VERY BAD CONDITION. CRIME, VIOLENCE, POLLUTION, OVERPOPULATION, POVERTY, STARVATION, AND ON AND ON.
2000 YEARS AGO, JESUS SPOKE OF THIS CENTURY IN THE BIBLE BOOK OF MATTHEW, CHAPTER 24. ITS A PRIVILAGE TO LIVE IN A TIME THAT THE BIBLE PROPHETS SPOKE OF. SO ITS GOOD TO KNOW THAT THERE IS A GOD OF LOVE WHO WILL NOT ALLOW LIFE TO CONTINUE UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. VERY SOON, HE WILL CRUSH SATEN AND HIS DEMONS IN THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDON. AND THAT WILL BE THE START OF THE HEALING PROCESS IN WHICH GODS KINGDOM WILL RESTORE MAN AND THE EARTH TO GODS ORIGINAL PURPOSE. ANYBODY WHO HAS STUDIED THE TEACHINGS OF CHRIST KNOW HE PROMISED ETERNAL LIFE TO HIS FOLLOWERS, IN THE NEXT LIFE. IT MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE NOW BUT GOD IS A JEALOUS GOD, AND ALL LIFE BELONGS TO HIM. AND HE WILL HAVE HIS WAY. AND HE HAD HIS WAY WROTE DOWN IN THE BIBLE. SO IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD, JESUS, OR LIVING FOREVER IN A PARADISE EARTH. THEN CONTACT A LOCAL KINGDOM HALL OF JEHOVAHS WITTNESSES WITH AN OPEN MIND. THIER ORIGINAL NAMES WERE THE BIBLE STUDENTS. AND THE NAME JEHOVAH IN ANY DICTIONARY OR ENCYCLOPEDEA RENDERS GOD ALMIGHTY. JESUS CHRIST STARTS OFF THE LORDS PRAYER WITH OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN, HALLOWED BE THY NAME
LEARNING ABOUT GOD AND JESUS IS THE MOST IMPORTENT THING YOU COULD EVER DO.
I guess it's true that 'Spell-check makes baby Jesus cyr' as someone in chat said.