I've never liked eugenics, but it's just so tempting

Nov 23, 2007 04:47

This guy is about 5% hilarious and 95% fucktarded. However, he seems to be successful at getting his shit published and promoted on TV and over radio. This elevates his status from "obnoxious but harmless asshole" to "serious impediment to advancement of the human race." As a proponent of the advancement of humanity, it is my sincere hope that persons falling into the latter category find clever means of accidentally pruning themselves from the human family tree. Perhaps he could get hit by a car? It would be all the funnier if the driver is a woman. Of course, he would undoubtedly point out that this is proof positive that all women should be banned from driving, because obviously, that one couldn't control the vehicle and caused a fatal accident. Oh, wait, no he wouldn't, because he would be dead.

And it probably wouldn't be an accident, but merely an example of excellent driving that exemplifies the automobile's secondary usage model, e.g., a tool for imparting monumental impulse energies to the ribcages of one's enemies.
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