the better to smooch you with, my dear!
so last night was hampshire halloween, also known as 'trip or treat.' i was, obviously, not tripping... at least not in the lsd sense.. but definitely in the i'm-so-drunk-i-cant-stand-up sense.. yeah, and- IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY! fuck YEAH. and i definitely did it right, royal birthday-girl style, all the way. okay, so becca came and brought the whole bard crew along with her, molly + andi came, and ashley + michaela.. i was totally wasted.. becca poured vodka on my face and i poured vodka all over michele's rug, which was tragic, but also maybe one of the funniest moments ever to hit G2.. and before this we were locked out my room for 45 minutes stranded in the gamer hall- awful! i thought the birthday may be ruined.. but, alas, the night was young. little red + the big bad were H-O-T. we partied hard-y and i puked (eloquently) i danced it UP and madeout out with a certain bff.. and this boy. and then there was the 2am breakfast. UGH! i BIT a boy!! and i thought he was cute, and i dont know why i bit him.. i am not a biter!!! he said something that frusterated me, so i said: "i am going to bite you." and he said: "no, dont." and then i grabbed his hand and bit his finger- and he was BLEEDING!! like, this was no nibble.. there was skin dangling!! so then he was all confused as to why i had just bitten him and he said "you just bit me! i'm going to leave." and he got up and left. so yeah, halloween was mosdef a good time.. not at all as crazy as i expected it to be, but 1. it was my birthday and 2. becca + molly were there - and THAT is party enough for me any day.
and then today becca, marisa and i went to a spa, because we are ohso glamorous. and tonight we went out dancing and drinking. the boy was there and i am very undecided. on he way home our car broke down in the middle of the highway and britney got out and waved down a car of random men- and then she got in their car and they drove away. and a half hour later they drove back with gas. and then we listened to nelly and drove home.
also, roommate tension is gone. we chatted and i showed her the picture of me holding up the vodka rug, and everything is okay. word to that, and word to partying hard and being glamorous and WORD to my birthday... and, most importantly... WORRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO BECCA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then today becca, marisa and i went to a spa, because we are ohso glamorous. and tonight we went out dancing and drinking. the boy was there and i am very undecided. on he way home our car broke down in the middle of the highway and britney got out and waved down a car of random men- and then she got in their car and they drove away. and a half hour later they drove back with gas. and then we listened to nelly and drove home.
also, roommate tension is gone. we chatted and i showed her the picture of me holding up the vodka rug, and everything is okay. word to that, and word to partying hard and being glamorous and WORD to my birthday... and, most importantly... WORRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD TO BECCA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!